#HashtagWars - #NewHarryPotterBooks

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In celebration of "Harry Potter" author J.K. Rowling's birthday, Jimmy Pardo, Chris Distefano and Kurt Braunohler suggest fresh adventures for the Boy Who Lived. (2:10)

AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT'S"#HASHTAGWARS."

RAISE YOUR PINT OF PEANUT BUTTERAND WHIP OUT YOUR MALFOY-SNAPE

FAN FICTION BECAUSE IT'S ALMOSTJ.K. ROWLING'S BIRTHDAY!

ON FRIDAY, THE "HARRY POTTER"AUTHOR WILL BLOW OUT 50 CANDLES,

PRESUMABLY ALL MADE OUT OF$1,000 BILLS.

ROWLING'S BOOKS HAVE INSPIREDCHILDREN AROUND THE WORLD, WHICH

MAKES UP FOR THIS QUIDDITCHVIDEO.

( LAUGHTER )THAT'S WHY ( BLEEP ) MUGGLES

SHOULDN'T PLAY QUIDDITCH.

NOW ROWLING HAS SAID SHE'S NOTWRITING ANY MORE POTTER BOOKS,

SO AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT TO OURFAVORITE AUTHOR, LET'S DO IT FOR

HER.

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS#NEWHARRYPOTTERBOOKS

#NEWHARRYPOTTERBOOKSSOME EXAMPLES MIGHT BE:

"HARRY POTTER AND THE TIME HEGOT A BONER IN POTIONS."

OR "COLONEL HARRY POTTER AND THEDOCTORS OF 'MASH'"

WAY ABOVE THE AUDIENCE'S HEAD.

OR "HARRY POTTER XXL."

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ONTHE CLOCK.

CHRIS.

>> HARRY POTTER AND THE HOGWARTSTHAT AREN'T RESPONDING TO THE

CREAM.

>> HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLYHALITOSIS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

CHRIS DISTEFANO.

>> HARRY POTTER AND THESURPRISINGLY BIG DICK WHEN HE

DID THAT NAKED PLAY ON BROADWAY.

(BLEEP)IN' HUGE (BLEEP)

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

KURT.

>> HOOTIE POTTER AND THE BLOWFISH.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )I'M SORRY.

>> 2 HARRY, 2 POTTER.

>> OLD SCHOOL. HARRY POTTER ANDTHE E STREET BAND.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

KURT.

>> HARRY POTTER AND THE HARRYPOOTER.

SORRY.

SORRY ABOUT IT AGAIN.

>> HARRY POTTER AND THEUNEXPECTED TURBULENCE.

(BUZZER)

>> HARRY POTTER AND THE-- IREPEAT, HARRY-- YOU HEARD IT.

>> CHRIS: I REPEAT, NO POINTS.