Extended - Amazon Gifts: Guy Fieri - A Walking Garlic Potato Wedge

Extended - Thursday, January 22, 2015 - Uncensored 01/22/2015 Views: 715

It's Guy Fieri's birthday, so Chris Parnell, Judy Greer and Aisha Tyler celebrate by coming up with gift ideas for the colorful restaurateur. (2:44)

OUR NEXT GAME, AMAZON GIFTS: GUYFIERI.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)IT'S THE 47TH BIRTHDAY OF

WALKING GARLIC POTATO WEDGE, GUYFIERI.

>> AW.

>> HARDWICK: UH...

LOOK, LOOK... OKAY, LOOK, I GETIT.

I KNOW WE'VE TAKEN A LOT OFSHOTS AT GUY ON THE SHOW, BUT,

YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING WE DO HEREIS OUT OF LOVE, LOVE FOR THAT

RIDICULOUS VODKA-BLOND GOATTAINT OF A MAN.

WE LOVE HIM.

LOOK AT HIM HAVING FUN.

OH, D'OH!

SO, COMEDIANS, LET'S TRY TO GIVESOME LOVE TO GUY FIERI BY

LISTING THE GUY-TASTIC GIFTSYOU'D BUY FOR HIM ON AMAZON.

YOU KNOW, LIKE NACHO CHEESE BODYWASH OR A... OR A... OR A TAPOUT

MAN BRA.

UH... BUT WAIT, IF YOU WANT TOPLAY ALONG AT HOME, UH, TWEET

YOUR OWN GUY FIERI GIFTS AND TAG'EM #POINTSME AND YOU CAN END UP

COMPETING ON A FU... A FUTUREEPISODE OF THIS SHOW.

UH, LET'S PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK RIGHT NOW.

AND BEGIN.

(BELL DINGS)JUDY.

>> A MIRROR.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)AISHA.

>> ED HARDY LIPITOR.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)JUDY.

>> ONE HONEST FRIEND.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)CHRIS.

>> UM, A FLAME JEWELED BLAZERFROM BROOKS BRAHS.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. BROOKS BRAHS.

THAT'S GENIUS. POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)UH, JUDY.

>> UH, JUST A CLEAN REFLECTIVESURFACE.

>> HARDWICK: JUST TO SEE...

POINTS.

>> SEE.

(BELL DINGS)>> HARDWICK: CHRIS.

>> A STARBUCKS GIFT CARD.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

EVERYONE NEEDS ONE OF THOSE.

COME ON.

(BELL DINGS)A LITTLE LATTE. JUDY.

>> UM, A-A VISOR MIRROR.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)AISHA.

>> A COUPON FOR A BACKRUB FROMTHE LEAD SINGER OF PUDDLE OF

MUDD.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)JUDY.

>> UM, AN INTERVENTION.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)(BELL DINGS)

AISHA.

>> SOMETHING TO GET THE SMELL OFPAULA DEEN OFF HIS FINGERS.

(GROANING, LAUGHTER)WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

>> BECAUSE THEY... BECAUSE THEYMADE SWEET, SWEET, PASSIONATE

LOVE.

>> HARDWICK: D... AISHA, THIS ISWHY PAULA DEEN HATES BLACK

PEOPLE.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)>> LOOK, IF SHE CALLED ME ON

THE PHONE, I'D BE HAPPY TO GETHER ALL OVER MY FINGERS.

'CAUSE I BET HER PUSSY SMELLSLIKE BUTTER.

>> HARDWICK: THAT...

>> I WOULDN'T BET ON THAT.