In a shocking development,
conservative air hornand thinking man's
swamp thing, Bill O'Reilly,has been fired by Fox News.
-(cheers and applause)-Yeah! Yeah!
-Yeah!-(chanting and whooping)
Big fans of that.
This comes amid revelations
that the network paid outmulti millions
to settle multiplesexual harassment suits
involvingthe famously-furious host.
When he's notaimlessly shouting
and harassing womanwho work for him,
O'Reilly moonlightsas the best-selling author of
Killing Kennedy and Killing Reagan.
His next book will be Killing My Own Career.
(applause and cheering)
Bill's already transitioningfrom the no-spin zone
to the no-job zone.
On vacation today, he wasphotographed meeting the pope.
Guys, I wonderif he had anything to confess.
I don't know.Think about it.
I mean, listen,if you get fired for a raft
of sexual harassment charges,
you can always find a jobin the Catholic Church.
-(applause and cheering)-Come on, you guys.
-That's wrong.-Comedians, with the recent...
Four years of Catholichigh school.
Four years. Four years,Catholic high school.
With the recent departuresof O'Reilly and Megyn Kelly,
it seems like the conservativenews network is either trying
to get rid of every Irish personwho works there,
or undergoing major changes.
What is next for Fox News?Marcella.
I don't know, Chris, but it willdefinitely be racist as (bleep).
HARDWICK:All right. Points.
-(applause and cheering)-Yeah!
-Chris.-They'll use all these disasters
to justify neverhiring women again
because if they weren't around,
none of this (bleep)would have happened.
-HARDWICK: All right, points.-(laughter, applause)
-That's their words, not mine.-That's their... yeah.
-I like how you had to make theclarification. -Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's them. That's not me.I'm not saying...
-Yeah.-That's not me. I love my mama.
HARDWICK:Ross Mar... Ross Marquand.
(imitating Clooney): Uh,they're gonna get George Clooney
to come in there and do The Fantastic Mr. Fox News.
-(laughter) -HARDWICK: Oh,that's fantastic. Oh, I wonder
if George Clooney were hereright now what he would say.
-Well, I just did that.-Oh, there we go. -(laughter)