Extended - Nuge It or Lose It - Fifty Necks of Red - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, August 13, 2015 - Uncensored 08/13/2015 Views: 122

In response to Ted Nugent's misogynistic Fox News-watching ritual, Janet Varney, Craig Rowin and Rich Fulcher wonder what else he does while lounging around. (2:42)

AS WE GO TO OUR NEXTGAME, NUGE IT OR LOSE IT!

TED NUGENT, THEUBER-CONSERVATIVE DADCORE ROCK

STAR AND FREQUENT KID ROCKBLOWJOB-GIVER...

PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME!

PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME!

WE'RE JUST MAKING JOKES.

UH, BAWITDABA DA BANG A DANG...

I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY,I'M SORRY!

NO, YOU STOP IT!

THEY MADE ME DO IT!

I'M SORRY!

I'M NARCISSISTIC AND STARVED FORATTENTION!

THEY ENCOURAGED ME!

ANYWAY, THIS PIECE OF SHIT HASRECOVERED LONG ENOUGH FROM...

THE TRENCH MOUTH...

HE'S PROBABLY A NICE GUY...

(CHUCKLES)HE'S RECOVERED FROM THE TRENCH

MOUTH HE CONTRACTED WHILEHUNTING PANDAS WITH HIS HOMEMADE

FLAMETHROWER TO DEFEND DONALDTRUMP.

HE TOLD WIBX RADIO WHAT HETHINKS OF REPUBLICAN DEBATE

MODERATOR MEGYN KELLY, WHO WENTAFTER TRUMP FOR SEXIST REMARKS,

SAYING, "I OFTEN JUST TURN ONFOX TO LOOK AT HER, SOMETIMES

WHEN I'M LOADING MY MAGAZINES.

AND I USUALLY SIT NAKED ON THECOUCH, DROPPING HOT BRASS ON MY

STUFF."

I WAS RIGHT.

HE'S A PIECE OF SHIT.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LINE FROM HISEROTIC NOVEL, 50 NECKS OF RED.

THIS...

THIS WHOLE INCIDENT DEFIES MATHBECAUSE TRUMP AND NUGENT ARE

NEGATIVE AND THAT SHOULD EQUAL APOSITIVE, BUT, IN REALITY, IT

JUST CREATES A DOUCHEBAG BLACKHOLE.

SO, COMEDIANS, NOW THAT WE KNOWTHE NUGE WATCHES FOX NAKED WHILE

LOADING A GUN, WHAT ELSE DO YOUTHINK HE DOES ON HIS COUCH?

LET'S FIND OUT IN 60 SECONDS.

AND BEGIN.

(BELL DINGS)CRAIG ROWIN.

>> TRYING TO REMEMBER ONE OF HISSONGS THAT ISN'T "CAT SCRATCH

FEVER."

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)JANET.

>> METH.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)RICH.

>> CORNROWS HIS PUBES?

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

YOU SAID THAT LIKE YOU WEREASKING ME FOR PERMISSION.

(BELL DINGS)CRAIG.

>> BINGE-WATCHING CAKE BOSS.

I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW HE LOVESTHAT SHOW.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)CRAIG.

>> PROBABLY DOG FUCKING.

>> HARDWICK: POIN... (LAUGHS)POINTS.

(BELL DINGS)"I CAUGHT THIS DOG WITH MY BARE

HANDS.

THAT'S MY WAY.

NOW I GET TO FUCK IT."

>> AS LONG AS HE USES EVERY PARTOF IT.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

>> AW...

YEAH.

>> HARDWICK: JANET.

>> I WANT TO SAY FALLS ASLEEPWITH A LIT CIGARETTE IN HIS

MOUTH AND BURNS TO DEATH, IHOPE.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

(BELL DINGS)POINTS. RICH FULCHER.

>> WORKS ON HIS MUSICAL, CATSCRATCH SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER.

(GROANING)WHAT?

A GROAN'S AS GOOD AS A LAUGH,PEOPLE!

(BUZZER SOUNDS)>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, I'LL

GIVE YOU POINTS FOR THAT.