Extended - Panderdome - Special Edition Cruz Control

Extended - Thursday, May 5, 2016 - Uncensored 05/05/2016 Views: 315

Ted Cruz is having a rough week, and Jesse Joyce, Marcella Arguello and Damien Lemon guess the details of the Texas senator's latest gaffe. (1:09)

- NOW IT'S TIME TO WATCH THESECOLORS RUN

IT'S PANDERDOME SPECIALEDITION CRUZ CONTROL.

(AUDIENCE CHEERS AND CLAPS)

IT HAS NOT BEEN A GOODWEEK FOR CHIN CANKLE MODEL

HUMAN SKIN TAG TED CRUZ.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

WHO OFFICIALLY SUSPENDEDHIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

ON TUESDAY, BUT NOT BEFORE A FEWMORE

AWKWARD PHYSICAL ENCOUNTERS.

FIRST, HE TRIED TO TRIUMPHANTLYRAISE

THE HAND OF DALMATIAN COATENTHUSIAST

CARLY FIORINA, SEEN HERE.

(COMICAL POP MUSIC)

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

(HORN SOUNDS)

AND THAT'S HOW SQUIDS GETPREGNANT.

THEN WHILE SUSPENDING HISCAMPAIGN,

CRUZ MADE AN EVEN CRINGIER MOVE.

COMEDIANS DID HE HUG HISWIFE SO TIGHT SHE FARTED,

OR ELBOW HER IN THE FACE?

(GAME SHOW BELL DINGS)

MARCELLA?

- HUGS HIS WIFE SO TIGHT SHEFARTED.

- NO, IT'S THE OTHER ONE.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)

- [VOICEOVER] TED CRUZANNOUNCING HE'S ENDING

HIS QUEST FOR THE PRESIDENCYRIGHT NOW.

- [CHRIS] AND THERE IT IS,THERE IT IS, THERE IT IS.

(AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND CLAPS)

(VOICE SPEAKING IN SLOW MOTION)

(VIDEO GAME SOUND EFFECTS)