#HashtagWars - #StressIn5Words

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Dan Ahdoot, Annie Lederman and Greg Fitzsimmons celebrate National Stress Awareness Day by creating tense situations in only five words. (1:33)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'S#HASHTAGWARS.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> CHRIS: TODAY WAS STRESS

AWARENESS DAY, WHICH IS VERYSTRESSFUL. YOU HAVE TO GO AROUND

BEING ALL NICE TO PEOPLE, LIKE"I'M AWARE OF YOUR STRESS,

BUT ARE YOU AWARE OF MYSTRESS?" SO LET'S SIMPLIFY

THINGS WITH TONIGHT'S HASHTAG#STRESSIN5WORDS.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE: BOSSACCIDENTALLY SEES YOU POOPING.

"ACCIDENTALLY."

JACK.

OR TRUMP MIGHT BE [BLEEP]IN'PRESIDENT.

I WILL PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK AND BEGIN.

>> DIDN'T WE PARK DOWN HERE?

CHRIS: POINTS.

DAN.

>> JEREMY PIVEN JUST SWIPEDRIGHT.

>> CHRIS: POINTS. ANNIE.

>> WHOOPS, I QUEEFED ATTHANKSGIVING AGAIN.

[LAUGHING]>> CHRIS: THE READ ON THAT WAS

ESPECIALLY CLASSIC.

>> I FELT IT.

CHRIS: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU PUTTHE STUFFING IN DOGGY STYLE.

>> YA.

CHRIS: ANNIE.

>> PEE-SOAKED PHONE, NOT MY PEE.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

>> THAT BABY HAS A GUN.

CHRIS: POINTS.

>> GOOD NEWS IS, IT'S AIDS.

[LAUGHING]WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS, RIGHT?

CHRIS: IN THAT SCENARIO WHATCOULD IT BE?

GREG.

>> HI I'M DR. GARY BUSEY.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

>> CHRIS: AND THE GOOD NEWS ISIT'S AIDS.