Squad Goals, Schmod Goals - Sweet Crews You'd Like to Roll With

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After seeing images of dope crews, Heather Anne Campbell, Jeff B. Davis and Dan Harmon come up with names for the enviable cliques. (3:01)

BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO PLAY SQUADGOALS, SCHMOD GOALS.

THERE'S A RARE NEW TWITTER TRENDTHAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH

TRYING TO GET FINGERED BY AMEMBER OF ONE DIRECTION.

IT'S CALLED SQUAD GOALS, AND YOUCAN DO THAT?

OH, MAN!

>> WHY ARE WE SITTING HERE ON AGAME SHOW.

>> Chris: I'VE BEEN WRITINGSNAIL-MAIL LETTERS.

IT IS CALLED SQUAD GOALS ANDPEOPLE ARE USING IT TO POST DOPE

PICS OF SWEET CREWS THEY'D LIKETO ROLL WITH.

I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU APHOTO WE FOUND BY SEARCHING

SQUAD GOALS AND FOR 250 POINTS IWANT YOU TO TELL ME THE NAME OF

THIS SQUAD.

FIRST ONE, THESE FOXY LADIES.

HEATHER

>> TOO FAT, TOO FURIOUS(BLEEP).

I'M SORRY.

>> Chris: I MEAN, IT IS KINDOF... RIGHT THERE.

DAN.

>> THE "WE RUN EVERYTHINGWEST OF JOANNE FABRICS" POSSE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JEFF.

>> LIVE FAST DIABETES.

>> Chris: YES.

POINTS.

>> THAT'S GREAT.

>> Chris: NEXT ONE, THESEFOREST FRIENDS.

THESE FOREST FRIENDS.

WHAT IS THIS CREW CALLED?

>> DAN HARMON.

>> THE AMBER ALERTS.

>> Chris: NEXT ONE, THESEFELLAHS, THESE FELLAHS.

JEFF DAVIS.

>> THE GLUTEN FREE MASONS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

I DON'T KNOW HOW IT COULD BEANYTHING ELSE, QUITE FRNAKLY.

BUT LET'S FIND OUT.

HEATHER.

>> THE CATCHERS OF THE RYE.

>> OH!

>> Chris: VERY ACADEMIC.

>> LITERALLY.

>> Chris: POINTS.>> THEY LITERALLY CAUGHT RYE.

>> Chris: NEXT ONE.

THIS THING, THAT THING.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND, WHAT ARE YOUUPSET ABOUT?

SHUT UP, KIDS. THIS IS WHAT LIFEIS LIKE.

YOU GOTTA LEARN SOONER OR LATER.

>> Chris: HEATHER.

>> THIS IS JUST A TYPICAL GERMANPLAYGROUND.

>> Chris: POINTS.

DAN.

>> A SCIENTOLOGIST WEDDING RING.

HERE, I'LL DO A DIFFERENT ONE INCASE THEY WRITE IN.

A METAPHOR FOR CAPITALISM.

>> Chris: DAN, DAN, DAN.

WE ARE USING THE SCIENTOLOGYONE.

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

>> Chris: LAST ONE, THESESNAZZY SUBURBANITES.

WHAT IS THIS CREW?

DAN, GO.

>> THE FAMILY WHOSE ANSWERS TOMARY (BLEEP) KILL IS ALWAYS EACH

OTHER.

>> Chris: WHAT AN INVOLVED NAME.

I MEAN, POINTS.

JEFF.

>> THE BUKHAKIS.

>> Chris: yYES, POINTS. OFCOURSE.