Konichiwhat?!?! - Stop the Voice Tube

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Chris shows Michelle Buteau, Neal Brennan and Dan Levy some wonderfully insane Japanese technology, and the comedians must create the American names for the products. (2:20)

(APPLAUSE)

JAPAN: HOME OF GODZILLA, SUSHI

AND EVERYTHING THAT I ADORE.

JAPAN HAS AN AMAZING ABILITY

TO MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK

(BLEEP)ABLE, LIKE...

(LAUGHTER)

>> HELLO KITTY, HOTTEST (BLEEP).

(LAUGHTER)

KARAOKE, ALL DAY EVERY DAY.

>> SUSHI.

>> Chris: I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.

>> JACKIE CHAN.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: NO, NEAL, SORRY.

HE'S NOT FROM THERE,

HE'S FROM A DIFFERENT...

>> THAT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH

IT, I JUST WANTED TO SAY

"JACKIE CHAN."

>> Chris: YOU JUST WANTED TO

GIVE A SHOUT OUT.

I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU GUYS A

CLIP FROM A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF

SOME WONDERFULLY INSANE JAPANESE

TECHNOLOGY, AND YOU HAVE TO BUZZ

IN AND COME UP WITH THE AMERICAN

NAME FOR THE PRODUCT, ALL RIGHT?

FIRST ONE.

THIS STRANGE FACE BANK.

>> OH GOD.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

>> Chris: OH, JUST EAT THE

(BLEEP) QUARTER ALREADY.

(LAUGHTER)

YES, NEAL.

>> YOU KNOW, TO GET THE MONEY

OUT, YOU HAVE TO, LIKE, POUR

WINE COOLERS INTO THE MOUTH

AND YOU GOTTA GO IN

THROUGH THE BUTT.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: IS THERE A NAME FOR

THAT?

>> NO NAME.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

I WILL GIVE YOU POINTS FOR

THE DESCRIPTION ALONE.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Chris: NEXT, THIS HUMAN

VOICE TUBE THING.

>> I WANTED TO DO ONE FOR THAT.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, OKAY, STOP,

STOP THE VOICE TUBE!

>> STOP THE VOICE TUBE!

>> Chris: DAN LEVY WANTS US

TO TURN THE SHOW AROUND FOR HIM.

>> I HAD A THING!

>> Chris: SO WE'RE GOING TO GO

BACK TO THE MOUTH BANK, AND

WHATEVER DAN LEVY SAYS, BECAUSE

WE HAD TO GO BACK, BETTER BE

(BLEEP)ING AMAZING!

(LAUGHTER)

>> OKAY!

IT WILL BE.

AND THEY TOLD ME I COULD

TOTALLY DO THIS.

OKAY.

"FINALLY, A BANK YOU CAN

(BLEEP)."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE.

THIS HUMAN VOICE TUBE THING.

(LOUD GROANING NOISE)

YES, MICHELLE.

>> MILEY CYRUS 20 YEARS FROM

NOW.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

SEE IT?

>> WHICH PART OF HER?

>> YEAH.

(LAUGHTER)