Extended - #HashtagWars - #RuinAKidsShow

Extended - Thursday, May 19, 2016 - Uncensored 05/19/2016 Views: 421

To ensure kids' television will never be the same again, Dan Soder, Joe DeRosa and Al Jackson make up inappropriate versions of beloved children's shows. (2:35)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'S#HASHTAGWARS.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)CHILDHOOD IS FILLED WITH

TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCES, LIKEFALLING OFF THINGS AND GETTING

LOST AND REALIZING THAT THEREASON YOU EXIST IS BECAUSE YOUR

MOM WOULDN'T TAKE IT IN THE CANTHAT ONE TIME, BUT...

(AUDIENCE GROANS)OH, NOT SO EXCITED ANYMORE, ARE

YOU?

(LAUGHTER)BUT ONE TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE

'80S KIDS CAN RELATE TO ISWATCHING ANIMATED MOVIES WHERE

ANIMALS GET SCARED AND DIE.

LIKE WATERSHIP DOWN.

YOU GUYS REMEMBER WATERSHIPDOWN?

THIS KIDS' MOVIE?

THIS POSTER WITH RABBITS CAUGHTIN A SNARE, SHOUTING, "THIS WILL

SCAR YOU FOR LIFE!"(LAUGHTER)

WELL, NOW NETFLIX AND THE BBCARE MAKING A WATERSHIP DOWN

MINISERIES TO TRAUMATIZE A WHOLENEW GENERATION OF INNOCENT

CHILDREN.

I CAN'T THINK OF A WORSE IDEA,SO I WOULD LIKE YOU TO COME UP

WITH AS MANY HORRIBLE CHILDREN'SSHOWS AS YOU CAN, WITH TONIGHT'S

HASHTAG #RUINAKIDSSHOW.

#RUINAKIDSSHOW.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE...

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE, WHOOPING)THIS, OF COURSE, BEING THOMAS

THE DANK ENGINE... OR... OR...

(LAUGHTER)>> IT'S A TRAIN THAT'S ALWAYS

LATE.

>> HARDWICK: IT'S ALWAYS LATE,MAN.

YEAH! HERE COMES THE 4:20!

(LAUGHTER)AT 7:35!

>> RELAX, BRO, WE'LL GET THERE,MAN!

>> HARDWICK: COME ON, MAN!

GET OFF MY BACK ALL THE TRAIN.

ANOTHER EXAMPLE MIGHT BE:POWER BOTTOM RANGERS.

I'M GONNA PUT 60 SECONDS...

(LAUGHTER, SHOUTING, APPLAUSE)YOU'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THAT

ONE.

>> THAT GUY'S WITH IT.

HE'S WITH IT.

>> HARDWICK: I'M GONNA PUT 60SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, AND BEGIN.

DAN.

>> SESAME STREETWALKERS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

AL.

>> MICKEY MOUSE TRAP HOUSE.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)JOE.

>> DORA THE SQUIRTER.

(LAUGHTER, GROANING, WHOOPING)(APPLAUSE)

>> HARDWICK: DIOS MIO!

THERE'S SOME KIND OF AGUAEVERYWHERE!

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE, WHOOPING)

AL.

>> TRUMP'S ELECTED.

DIEGO, YOU GOT TO GO.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH! POINTS.

(AUDIENCE GROANS)DAN.

>> RUB N TUG RATS.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

JOE.

>> JOSIE AND THE PUSSY HOUNDS.

(AUDIENCE SHOUTING, APPLAUSE)>> HARDWICK: POINTS. AL.

>> CHARLIE BROWN SHOWER.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)UH, DAN.

>> HOW ABOUT DEXTER'S EUGENICSLABORATORY.

>> HARDWICK: OKAY, POINTS.

JOE.

>> UH, READING RAIN MAN,DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

POINTS.