Extended - Name That Tube - Kim Kardashian's Perpetual Inner Monologue - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, November 20, 2014 - Uncensored 11/20/2014 Views: 833

Nick Offerman, Aimee Mann and Dana Gould come up with better titles for bizarre YouTube music videos. (6:52)

BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY NAMETHAT TUBE. NAME THAT TUBE.

(CHEERING, WHOOPING)IT'S EXACTLY LIKE NAME THAT

TUNE, BUT FOR WEIRD SONGS ONYOUTUBE THAT YOU'VE ALMOST

DEFINITELY NEVER HEARD OF, ANDPERHAPS WILL NEVER HEAR AGAIN.

SO WE'RE GONNA PLAY YOU A SONG.

FOR 250 POINTS, TELL US WHAT YOUTHINK IT SHOULD BE CALLED.

ALL RIGHT? THEN WE'LL GIVE YOUBONUS POINTS IF YOU SING THAT

SHIT.

ALL RIGHT, FIRST ONE.

THIS MAIL-ORDER BRIDE.

>> ♪ EVERYTHING I TELL YOUMAKES YOU WANT TO LEAVE ME

THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T STOP ASKING♪ IF YOU'RE SO SHY

INTIMATE DETAILS... ♪(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE, WHOOPING)>> HARDWICK: INTIMATE DETAILS.

♪ MY LITTLE BROTHER ISMAGNETIC... ♪

(LAUGHTER)I PLAY SPOONS ON HIM!

NICK OFFERMAN.

>> ROB SCHNEIDER'S FINAL SWING.

(LAUGHTER)(WHOOPING)

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, I THINK ITIS. POINTS.

DANA.

>> SHE IS THAT RARE COMBINATIONOF FRED FLINTSTONE AND WILMA

FLINTSTONE.

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

YEAH, POINTS. IF THAT'S YOUR...

>> BUT THE NAME OF THE SONGIS...

♪ I LIKED HIM BETTER AS BORAT. >> HARDWICK: YEAH.

UH, YOU GET 100 POINTS FOR THAT.

HOW ABOUT THIS BANGER FROMBANGS?

>> ♪ LET ME TAKE YOU TO THEMOVIES, SHORTY

I'M SURE LATER ON YOU WILL BE MYBABY. ♪

(BELL DINGS)>> HARDWICK: WHO SEEMS TO

POSSESS THE POWER OFTELEPORTATION.

DANA.

>> THAT'S, UH, EBONY ANDEBONIER.

>> HARDWICK: HUH.

UH.

UH...

POINTS.

>> WEREN'T THOSE...

WEREN'T THOSE GUYS KILLED ON"THE WIRE"?

>> HARDWICK: NO.

>> TOO SOON.

>> HARDWICK: NO COMMENT.

AIMEE.

>> ♪ IT'S THE SOMALIAN PIRATESHUFFLE. ♪

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

POINTS TO AIMEE MANN.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE.

THIS ODE TO MEXICAN FOOD, ITHINK?

>> ♪ TAQUITOSMAMA LIKE

PAPA LIKEBURRITOS ♪

(BELL DINGS)>> HARDWICK: YES, AIMEE MANN?

>> ♪ OH, MY GOD, LOOK HOW YOUNGHARRY DEAN STANTON LOOKS. ♪

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

HE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE HARRY DEANSTANTON.

NICK.

>> WE GET MORE POINTS FORSINGING?

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

>> THAT'S WHY I'M TRYING TOCATCH UP.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

>> UH, ♪ ME PENIS ES MUCHOGUSTO. ♪

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, KEEP POINTINGAT IT.

KEEP... EVERY TIME YOU DO AJOKE... YEAH, PERFECT.

YEAH, INDICATE, INDICATE.

LET'S JUST UNBUTTON THAT SECONDBUTTON, NICK.

JUST LET IT HAPPEN, JUST WORKWITH IT, LET IT HAPPEN.

200 POINTS TO NICK OFFERMAN.

DANA.

(WOMAN MOANS)>> I DON'T...

SOMEONE DROPPED A BEN WA.

UH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE SONGIS CALLED, BUT I KNEW, THOUGH,

THAT'S FROM CHISSUMWORTHINGTON'S ALBUM "HANKY FULL

OF CHISSUM".

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

YEAH.

>> RECENTLY...

>> HARDWICK: OR...

>> RECENTLY VOTED THE MOSTCAREFULLY-PRONOUNCED ALBUM OF

THE YEAR.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, NEXTONE-- THIS DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY

BAND.

>> ♪ I HAVE A FRIEND IN JESUS >> ♪ JESUS IS A FRIEND OF MINE

>> ♪ JESUS IS MY FRIEND >> ♪ JESUS IS A FRIEND OF MINE

>> HARDWICK: YES, I VERY MUCHTHINK JESUS SAID TO THEM, LIKE,

"YEAH, WE SHOULD JUST BEFRIENDS, UH...

IT'S ME, IT'S ME, IT'S NOT YOU,IT'S ME."

(BELL DINGS)NICK OFFERMAN.

>> UH, THIS IS THE ONLY VIDEOTHAT MORMONS ARE ALLOWED TO JERK

OFF TO.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

UH, AIMEE.

>> I'M NOT GONNA SING THIS,BECAUSE IT WOULD BE

DISRESPECTFUL.

THE SONG IS CALLED "GLORYHOLE-LLELUJAH".

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS, IT IS.

IT IS.

I... HOW CAN IT NOT BE?

DANA.

>> I'M NOW GOING TO DO SOMETHINGREALLY STUPID AND SING IN FRONT

OF A PROFESSIONAL SINGER.

>> HARDWICK: OKAY.

>> ♪ THEY ASKED ME... >> HARDWICK: WELL, DANA, I'M NOT

A PROFESSIONAL SINGER, LIKE...

>> WELL, TO ME, YOU ARE.

>> HARDWICK: I MEAN, I, AS AHOBBY, I LIKE TO, YOU KNOW...

♪ SPIN TUNES OCCASIONALLY. I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO... GET

INTO IT NOW.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

>> I STILL HAVE YOUR EIGHT-TRACK"AFTERNOON MOVES".

♪ THEY ASKED ME IF I LIKED IT,AND I SAID "I DON'T KNOW,

IT LOOKS LIKE LUKE SKYWALKERDRESSED UP LIKE HAN SOLO." ♪

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS,PERFECT, I LIKE IT.

LAST ONE-- THIS MOST TALENTEDKARDASHIAN.

>> ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LALA, LA, LA, LA, LA,

LA, LA, LA. ♪(BELL DINGS)

>> HARDWICK: I'M GONNA SAYTHAT'S KIM KARDASHIAN'S

PERPETUAL INNER MONOLOGUE.

THAT'S... LIKE, WHEN YOU SEE HERON THE COVER OF THE MAGAZINE

WITH HER ASS STICKING OUT,THAT'S WHAT'S PLAYING IN HER

HEAD ON A LOOP.

UH, NICK OFFERMAN.

>> UH, WE HAVE CHECHNYAN GUNMONEY-- LET US MAKE VIDEO.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS TO NICK.

DANA.

>> UH, WELL, I'M... FEEL LIKE ISHOULD ALMOST RECUSE MYSELF,

BECAUSE I'M A BIG GNESA "WILDER"FAN.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

>> AND, UM, THIS IS ACTUALLYFROM HER ALBUM "MY BUSH LOOKS

LIKE LENNY KRAVITZ IS TYING MYSHOES".

>> HARDWICK: PO...

POINTS.

>> PEOPLE... PEOPLE CALL ME"DAD."

>> HARDWICK: NOT... NOT JUSTYOUR KIDS.