Rapid Refresh - The International Women's Forum Known as Twitter

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Tom Lennon, Cameron Esposito and Daniel Sloss guess which question about Ebola actually appears on Yahoo Answers and then learn about a sexist shirt from DC Comics. (3:13)

RIPPED FROM THE INTERNETHEADLINES, IT'S RAPID REFRESH.

(APPLAUSE)

>> WHO WANTS TO GOOF ON DEADLYINFECTIOUS DISEASES THAT

COULD POTENTIALLY DECIMATE THEPOPULATION.

EVERYONE? YOU GUYS? OKAY,GOOD.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

EBOLA IS MAKING AMERICASQUEEBOLA AND TRENDING SO HARD

ON THE INTERNET YOU THINK ITIS SOMETHING A MEMBER OF ONE

DIRECTION HAD FOR LUNCH.

THERE IT IS.

NATURALLY EVERYONE ISSEARCHING FOR RELIABLE

INFORMATION IN THIS TIME OFCRISIS.

WHICH OF THESE IS AN ACTUALQUESTION ABOUT EBOLA FROM

YAHOO! ANSWERS, WHICH OFCOURSE IS THE INTERNET'S

NUMBER ONE SOURCE FORIRREFUTABLE FACTS.

A, A MY BOYFRIEND'S JUNK SMELLSWEIRD.

COULD IT BE EBOLA?

(LAUGHTER)

>> THAT'S THE FIRST SYMPTOM.

>> DONG'S SMELL WEIRD FOR ALOT OF REASONS.

>> I MEAN, I THINK THEY ALLSMELL LIKE EBOLA.

I'M GETTING OUT OF THERE.

>> B, WHY DOES THE EBOLAVIRUS LOOK LIKE MICKEY MOUSE

EARS -- FAIR QUESTION.

C, COULD EBOLA DELAY THE NEWSEASON OF GAME OF THRONES.

CAMERON?

>> YEAH, I THINK IT'S GOT TOBE B, BECAUSE THAT'S THE

MOST ADORABLE ANSWER.

>> LET'S FIND OUT.

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS B, WHYDOES THE EBOLA VIRUS LOOK

LIKE MICKEY MOUSE EARS.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

GUYS, LET'S GET THAT PICTUREBACK UP HERE.

FOR BONUS POINTS, WHY DOESEBOLA VIRUS LOOK LIKE MICKEY

MOUSE?

>> HI, I AM GOING EAT FROMYOU THE INSIDE OUT.

>> DANIEL?

>> DISNEY MARKETINGMISUNDERSTOOD WHEN THEY

WANTED TO MAKE SOMETHING GOVIRAL.

>> OH, YES, OH.

CORPORATE AMERICA DOES NOTUNDERSTAND THE INTERNET.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WOULDHAPPEN.

POINTS.

>> ALL RIGHT, NEXT. ACCORDING TOUPROXX.COM DC COMIC HAS

APOLOGIZED FOR HIS SUPERHEROT-SHIRT THAT CAME UNDER FIRE FOR

BEING SEXIST FROM THEINTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S FORUM

KNOWN AS TWITTER.

THE T-SHIRT IS BEING SOLD ATWAL-MART.COM FOR TEEN GIRLS

AND SAID WHAT?

A, PMS MAKES ME SHE-HULK.

B, TRAINING TO BE BATMAN'SWIFE.

C, AQUAMAN THINKS I SMELLGREAT.

TOM LENNON.

>> IT'S GOT TO BE B,TRAINING TO BE BATSMAN'S

WIFE.

>> HERE'S THE CORRECTANSWER.

TRAINING TO BE BATMAN'SWIFE.

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BY THE WAY, CRITICS THINK WOMENSHOULD ASPIRE TO BE SOMETHING

MORE NOBLE THAN BATMAN'S WIFELIKE FOR SAY A TOP HUMAN RIGHTS

BARISTER WHO JUST MARRIED GEORGECLOONEY SO --

TECHNICALLY, BATMAN'S WIFE.

FOR BONUS POINTS, WHAT ISTHE PROBLEM THAT NEWLYWED

MR. AND MRS. BATMAN WOULDHAVE, TOM LENNON?

>> AS BATMAN'S DOCTOR IACTUALLY CAN'T COMMENT ON

THIS.

>> OH MY GOD, THAT'S RIGHT.

I-- YES.

OF COURSE.

I'M GOING GIVE YOU POINTSFOR BEING BATMAN'S DOCTOR,

TOM LENNON.

>> THANK YOU.

>> CAMERON ESPOSITO.

>> HE'S SUPERINTIMIDATEDWHEN HE FINDS OUT SHE HAS A

VARIED AND SATISFYING TOOLBELT OF HER OWN.

>> YES, POINTS.

>> I'M TALKING ABOUTVIBRATORS!

>> MR. SLOSS.

>> TURNS OUT THAT THE DARKKNIGHT DOESN'T RISE.

>> POINTS. EXCELLENT.