Black and WTF: Halloween Edition - People Wore Some Messed-Up S**t

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In the style of an old-fashioned radio show, Dannah Phirman, Alison Becker and Rob Corddry come up with chilling storylines about spooky Halloween costumes from the past. (2:30)

AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY BLACKAND WTF: HALLOWEEN EDITION.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> Chris: HALLOWEEN IS ALMOSTHERE.

I KNOW BECAUSE I WENT TODISNEYLAND THE OTHER DAY AND

THEY TURNED THE HAUNTEDMANSIONED INTO NIGHTMARE BEFORE

CHRISTMAS HAUNTED MANSION --

WHICH IS AWESOME.

NOW, COSTUMES HAVE BEEN AROUNDSINCE LIKE, THE 30s.

AND MAYBE IT WAS THE FACT THEPCP WAS USED TO SOOTHE A

TEETHING BABY OR COCAIN WAS ANOPTION AT THE SODA FOUNTAIN --

ALL I KNOW IS PEOPLE WORE MESSEDUP [BEEP].

THANKS TO RECENT POSTS BYBUZZFEED AND IMGUR, COSTUMES ARE

TIMELESSY PRESERVED.

SO IN THE SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN, IWANT EVERYONE TO REACH UNDER

YOUR LECTURN, GRAB YOURFLASHLIGHT, AND TURN IT ON.

NOW BRING THE STUDIO LIGHTSDOWN, CHILDREN.

AND FOR 250 POINTS, I WANT YOUTO CHANNEL YOUR INNER VINCENT

PRICE AND GIVE ME A TRULYCHILLING LINE FROM AN OLD

TIME RADIO SHOW FEATURING THESECHARACTERS I'M ABOUT TO SHOW

YOU.

FIRST UP, THESE TWO TROUBLEMAKERS.

OH THE HORROR.

YES, ALISON BECKER.

>> THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TOYOUR WOMEN IF YOU ALLOW THEM TO

VOTE.

[LAUGHING]

>> Chris: POINTS.

ROB CORRDRY.

>> COME CARVE A PUMPKIN WITH US,DANNY, FOREVER AND EVER, OR AT

LEAST UNTIL HALLOWEEN IS OVER.

>> Chris: POINTS.

NEXT ONE.

THIS DROOGE.

YES, ALISON.

>> THE PROJECT RUNWAY GHOST TOSEEK REVENGE ON TIM GUN FOR

TELLING HIM THAT HE COULDN'TMAKE A TINY HAT WORK.

>> Chris: POINTS.

[LAUGHING]

>> Chris: MAKE IT WORK.

DANNAH.

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PHARELL.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> WOW.

>> Chris: ROB.

>> I SWEAR I'M NOT ATRICK-OR-TREATER.

I AM HERE TO ROB YOU.

>> Chris: LAST ONE.

THIS SAD CLOWN.

YES DANNAH.

>> DID SOMEBODY HERE ORDER ANUBER.

[LAUGHING]