#HashtagWars - #AddASongRuinAMovie

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Dave Hill, Steve Agee and J Mascis destroy film titles with the help of popular songs. (1:50)

Now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.


Call me crazy,but this time of year,

I love cramming stuffinto other stuff--

cramming presents under my tree,food into my face,

and tonight we're cramming songsinto movies with our hashtag

#AddASongRuinAMovie.All right?

It's very simple.Examples might be--

"Terminator 2 Legit 2 Quit,"

and "Dude, Where's My Neck,My Back, My Pussy and My Crack?"

Uh, I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

-Dave Hill. -"Schindler's ListIs on My List."

-All right, points.-(laughter, applause)

-Steve.-The Godfather 2 Live Crew's

-"Hey We Want Some Pussy."-All right, points.

Thank you for... Yeah.

-J.-"Mrs. Doubtfire Starter."

Yes, points! Oh!

Oh, my God!

That is the mash-up moviethat needs to happen!

(like Mrs. Doubtfire):Hello! (imitates fire)

That would be (bleep) amazing.Dave Hill.

-"Beaches Ain't (bleep)."-All right, points.

Steve Agee.

"Sympathy forthe Devil Wears Prada."

Yes, points. Well played.

J Mascis.

"And I Will Always Love10 Things I Hate About You."

-(laughter)-All right, points.

Steve Agee.

"Who Let the Dogs Go to Heaven?"

-All right, points.-(laughter)

Dave... Dave Hill.

"Kindergarten Cop Killer."

-Yes, points. Points. Very good.-(laughter, applause)

-J.-"(bleep) Tha Police Academy."

-Yes, points! Points.-(laughter, applause)

-Uh, J. -"I Ain't Sayin'She's a Gold Digger,

But She Ain't Messin'with No Brokeback Mountain."

-All right, points.Very well played. -(laughter)