Pitbull for Governor of Florida

July 11, 2017 - #CowSongs 07/11/2017 Views: 346

Howie Mandel, Mamrie Hart and David Koechner imagine what rapper Pitbull's campaign slogan would be if he ran for office. (2:01)

The current governor

of the fan boat accident stateis Rick Scott,

-who is actually what...-Oh!

He's actually what it looks like

if you shave down Guy Fierifor the summer.

That's what Guy looks like.

MANDEL:It looks like me

-with a bad infection.-HARDWICK: It does.

-(laughter) -He kind of does...look like you a little bit.

-Oh, my God! -HART: No!-(applause and cheering)

-Are you Rick Scott?-HART: No.

Are you actually Rick Scott?

(applause and cheeringcontinues)

Howie Mandel is actually Rick...Governor Rick Scott of Florida.

-(laughter)-No.

-Thank you. -You look healthy.He looks like a wingless

-gargoyle cast out of hell.-(laughter)

He looks like Gollum's stepdad,or Jack S...

or Jack Skellingtonin tan face, or...

I've been told the millennials

in the audiencemight not appreciate this one,

uh, but he looks likethe lead singer of Midnight Oil.

Can we just bring that in?

-Keep it up. -♪ -(applause and cheering)

♪ Bow, bow, bow!

Some Floridiansreally, really really dislike

-this walking seal penis...-(laughter)

...like the angry citizenwho set up a Web site

called "Rick Scott Sucks."

Uh, but there is someoneall Floridians do love.

I am referring, of course,to musical superstar Pitbull!

Miami native!

(applause and cheering)

-It looks like me.-It looks like you.

-Healed from my infection.-Seriously, you got healed.

Yeah. That's after.

That's the after picture.

(applause and cheering)

Uh, well, anyway,at last night's Home Run Derby,

Mr. Worldwide ended uptrending worldwide,

thanks to his taut, tucked-in,National League All-Star jersey.

-(laughter)-Uh... Hey, it's Pablo Shaffer.

Yes, there's nothingmore American

than Pitbullin a baseball jersey.

-(laughter)-Since Florida's in need

of new leadershipto unite the state,

maybe he should runfor governor.

So, comedians, what would begubernatorial candidate

Pitbull's campaign's slogan?What would it...?

-Uh, yes, David.-Pitbull for governor.

(Bleep) it. Who gives a (bleep)?

-HARDWICK: All right, points.-(laughter)

-Sure.-(applause and cheering)

Paid for bywe're all gonna die. Uh...

-(laughter)-Mamrie. -Pitbull--

you know you want him.He knows you want jobs.

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