Fashion Police - Am I a Leopard or a Giraffe?

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David Rees, Phil Hanley and Eugene Mirman check out retro men's fashion spreads and name police dramas based on them. (4:33)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY FASHIONPOLICE.

HERE'S THE DEAL.

THE '70S HAD TWO THINGS:TERRIBLE FASHION AND COP SHOWS.

ANYTIME YOU TURNED ON ANY ONE OFTHE THREE AVAILABLE CHANNELS--

THERE USED TO BE THREECHANNELS, THAT'S IT--

YOU'D SEE SOME MUSTACHIOEDJAGOFF IN A PLAID SUIT THROWING

A PIMPDRESSED-LIKE-A-DISCO-CHEETAH

INTO THE BACK OF A PONTIACDICKWAGON.

WE COLLECTED A BUNCH OF TERRIBLEIMAGES FROM '70S MEN'S FASHION

CATALOGUES, AND COMEDIANS, FOR250 POINTS, I WANT YOU TO TELL

ME WHAT THEIR COP SHOW WOULD BECALLED.

FIRST UP, THESE FELLAS WHO DRESSTO THE LEFT.

OH, MAN.

PHIL.

>> SHOW-ER AND GROWER.

BUT THERE'S A SPIN-OFF CALLED"FORESKIN AND MUSHROOM TOP"

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

EUGENE.

>> GOOD DICK, BAD DICK.

CHRIS: YES, POINTS.

>> THEY'RE BOTH BOTH.

[LAUGHING][LAUGHING]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> CHRIS: DAVID.

>> MURDER SHE SCROTE.

CHRIS: YES.

OH.

DOES THAT STAR ANGELAGLANDSBURY?

>> CHRIS: NEXT UP THESELEOTARDED FELLAS.

WHERE THE [BEEP] ARE THEYLOOKING? WHAT IS INTRIGUING IN

OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS?

>> THEY'RE LOOKING AT THENUMBERS.

>> CHRIS: "I SEE A 5."

"WELL, I SEE A 3."

>> IT MIGHT BE A CLUE.

IT'S CALL SOUSVEILLANCE.

CHRIS: I THINK THEY'RE TRYINGNOT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT BECAUSE

THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE WEARING.

PHIL.

>> THE SHOW IS CALLED "STEVEAND THE GUY THAT [BEEP] STEVE."

STEVE IS IN THE FRONT.

>> CHRIS: GRIPPING COP DRAMA.

DAVID.

>> TRUE DEFECTIVE.

CHRIS: POINTS.

>> IS THAT GIRAFFE SPOTTING?

>> THAT'S THE FIRST THING THEYHAVE TO SOLVE.

[LAUGHING]>> AM I A LEOPARD OR A GIRAFFE?

I DON'T KNOW LET'S FIGURE ITOUT.

ONTO THE MURDERS THEN.

>> CHRIS: NEXT UP, THESENAUTICAL BESTIES. WHAT WOULD YOU

CALL THEIR COP SHOW?

PHIL.

>> THAT'S DICK DUSTER AND CAMELTOE.

A GREAT SHOW, GREAT SHOW.

CHRIS: TOTALLY IS.

>> THAT'S CAMEL.

THE OTHER GUY IS DICK DUSTER.

>> CHRIS: DAVID.

>> CSI SELLS SEASHELLS DOWN BYTHE SEASHORE.

NAILED IT.

CHRIS: POINTS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> CHRIS: NEXT ONE, THIS

MISMATCHED PAIR, WHAT WOULD YOUCALL THEIR COP SHOW?

>> MMM.

CHRIS: DAVID.

>> THE NAME OF THE SHOW ISPRIVATE IN-VEST-iGATORS.

I WILL EXPLAIN THE LOGIC OF THEJOKE.

THE SECOND SYLLABLE IN THE WORD"INVESTIGATORS" IS "VEST,"

A NOUN THAT'S DEFINED AS ASLEEVELESS GARMENT WORN OVER A

TORSO.

YOU WILL NOTICE BOTH OF THEPEOPLE IN THE PHOTOGRAPH ARE

REMARKABLE NOT JUST FOR THEIRHAIR BUT THE VESTS THEY'RE

WEARING.

SO YOU SEE, THERE IS A CERTAININTERNAL LOGIC IN MY HUMOROUS

WORDPLAY.

>> CHRIS: THERE IS, YES.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> CHRIS: NEXT UP, THESE BUNDLED

BIRDS, WHAT WOULD YOU--

[LAUGHING]WHAT THE [BEEP]?

EUGENE.

>> DETECTIVE CHICKEN[BEEP]ER,P.I.

CHRIS: POINTS.

DAVID.

>> THE NAME OF THE SHOW IS THEWORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE AND

THE MAN WHO IS HOLDING HIMUPSIDE DOWN.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

POINTS.

>> CHRIS: NEXT ONE, THIS HARDWORKING TRIO.

PHIL.

>> LAW AND ORDER: FORBIDDENBUDDIES UNIT.

>> CHRIS: THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN.

I'M CURIOUS WHAT YOU GUYS ATHOME COULD COME UP WITH.

GIVE US YOUR BEST FASHION POLICECOP SHOW TITLE FOR THIS PICTURE

AND TAG IT #POINTSME.

USE THE HASHTAG #POINTSME.

WE MAY USE IT ON THE SHOW!

BUT MAKE IT FUNNY OR WE'LLGONNA BE PISSED.

GO TO POINTSME.TV FOR MORE INFO.

DON'T BLOW IT, AND

HOPEFULLY YOU'LL END UP ON THESTAGE WITH US.