A good hair stylistis indispensable.
My guy Sean--had him for 20 years
we've been working together.
He's the reason I looklike a dapper little hunk boy
-instead of a raggedy dandy.-(laughter)
But one of the best parts
of getting your hair didis the hot goss that happens.
Who's dating whom,who's leaving whom,
who insists on saying "whom"
'causeit's grammatically correct
even though it soundspretentious as (bleep).
And nothing showsthis chitchat off better
than this adorable viral videoof a woman and her hairdresser,
captioned "Salon Talk."
And then I told him,"Is you crazy?"
Is you crazy?
Girl, he kept it right.
-Kept it right.-Crazy.
Girl, I'm trying to tell you.
-I'm trying to tell you.-Ain't he crazy?
-(laughter, cheering, applause)-Come on!
My ovaries just moved!
Right there,she's giving Mommy an updo do.
this mom didn't reallyask her hairdresser anything.
So, as the next clientof this baby stylist,
get the scoop on her life.
-Dulcé. -Girl, what's newin your life, solid food?
-Okay, I see you.-(laughter, applause, cheering)
-Jon. -Girl, what do you doto make your ass look so fat?
Oh, you (bleep) your pants.Awesome. That's great.