It Was the Worst of Times, It Was the Worst of Times - The Donald's New Book

Monday, November 2, 2015 11/02/2015 Views: 122

Donald Trump's releasing his new book, and Max Silvestri, Eliza Coupe and Dave Hill have the inside scoop on what some of the chapters will cover. (1:41)

>> IT'S TIME FOR, IT WAS THEWORST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST

OF TIMES.

IT'S TIME TO ANGERLY SWIPEEVERYTHING OFF THE NIGHT STAND.

TOMORROW DONALD TRUMP ISRELEASING HIS BOOK "CRIPPLED

AMERICA, HOW TO MAKE AMERICAGREAT AGAIN."

I HAVE TO BE HONEST I HAVEN'TREAD IT YET.

BUT I'M GUESSING ALL THE PAGESLOOK LIKE THIS.

[LAUGHING][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> NOW COMEDIANS SINCE I'M NOTSURE WE WILL ALL READ THIS RIGHT

AWAY, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BE OURCLIFFSNOTES AND GIVE US AS MANY

CHAPTERS FROM THIS BOOK AS YOUCAN IN 60 SECONDS AND BEGIN.

>> VIETNAM, PAYING TAXES ANDOTHER THINGS I'VE AVOIDED.

>> WHY I WROTE A BOOK WHEN ALLMY FANS ARE ILLITERATE.

>> POINTS.

>> WHY I HATE ALL IMMIGRANTSEXCEPT MY MOTHER AND MY WIVES.

>> ELIZA.

>> DUMB BROADS WHO THINK I'MCHAUVINISTIC.

>> POINTS. DAVE HILL.

>> FIVE MEXICANS I'M NOT EXACTLYCRAZY ABOUT.

>> POINTS.

ELIZA.

>> PENELOPE CRUZ AND OTHERHISPANICS WHO CAN STAY.

>> DAVE HILL.

>> FIVE THINGS I WOULD USE AMEXICAN FOR IF I ABSOLUTELY HAD

TO.

>> COMB, PRAY, LOVE.

>> FIVE PEOPLE I THOUGHT WEREMEXICAN WHO TURNED OUT TO NOT BE

MEXICAN.

>> POINTS.