Hashbag Sales Pitch - Random Junk + Kelvin Filter = Cash Money, Y'all

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Chris shows the comics pictures of random junk for sale on Instagram, and they must find creative ways to sell it. (1:39)

PITCH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

HASHBAG IS A SITE THAT COLLECTS

PHOTOS OF THINGS PEOPLE ARE

TRYING TO SELL ON INSTAGRAM

BECAUSE APPARENTLY RANDOM JUNK

PLUS KELVIN FILTER EQUALS CASH

MONEY, Y'ALL!

SO I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU GUYS

SOME ITEMS CURRENTLY FOR SALE ON

HASHBAG, AND YOU GIVE ME A PITCH

TO HELP SELL THEM.

ALL RIGHT, FIRST THIS HAMBURGERS

AND FRIES MINI DRESS.

WHAT ABOUT THAT?

YES, ELIZA?

>> YOU BUY THE MEAL, YOU GET THE

SHAKE FOR FREE.

>> Chris: NICE!

POINTS, PERFECT!

SOLD.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YOU WANT TO SEE THE PATTY THAT'S

UNDERNEATH THESE FRIES?

(LAUGHTER)

>> IT'S ME, I'M PATTY.

>> Chris: I'M PATTY, HI.

(LAUGHTER)

NEXT.

THESE MANNEQUIN LEGS AND ARMS.

YES, HANNIBAL.

>> WANT TO (BLEEP) SOME PARTS

BUT NOT ALL PARTS?

(LAUGHTER)

I'M BUMMED OUT, MAN.

>> DEFINITELY NOT THE GOOD

PARTS?

>> Chris: POINTS, HANNIBAL.

>> THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.

SERIOUSLY, THROW THEM IN THE

AIR, YOU CAN DO IT FOR $19.95.

>> Chris: POINTS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE,

THIS TIGER MASK FOR YOUR CAT.

(LAUGHTER)

YES, ELIZA.

>> FINALLY I CAN MAKE MY PUSSY

LOOK MEANER.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS!

KAMAU.

>> YOU AND YOUR KITTY CAN

RE-ENACT THE FINAL PERFORMANCE

OF SIEGFRIED AND ROY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: I GOTTA GIVE YOU

POINTS FOR THAT.