The Big Bad Wolf.
It was at the first lightof dawn, 69 years ago tomorrow,
that a dying warlock thrusta battle-ax into a boulder
at the baseof the Carpathian Mountains.
And when it cracked in half,thunder rolled across the sky,
and Wolf Blitzer was born!
At least, I assumethat's how that happened,
'cause how elsecould you justify
naming a human beingWolf Blitzer?
Wolf Blitzer soundslike a defensive line position
in Siberian rules football.
Yet Wolf Blitzeris a human being, apparently,
who happens to just looklike someone asked a Furby
to conductthe Berlin Philharmonic.
So in honor of the newscaster
with the world's most,uh, amazing name,
I would like you to make up
as many other equallyamazing-sounding names
for newscasters as you canin 60 seconds. And begin.
You are so proud of yourself.Points. Jay.
Wolf Prevent Defense.
Marcia Marcia Marshall.
Yes, points. Very good. Emily.
You're sayingButt is the first name
and Poop is the-the last nameon that one.
-Yes, of the Pennsylvania Poops.-Of the Pennsylvania Poops.
Does-does Butt Poop havea middle name?
Th-This episode just ratedhigher with third graders
than any episode...
Poop Jonathan... (bleep).
"Poop Jonathan Butt,get in here!"