And now, everyone, it's timefor tonight's #PoundSignWars.
this is the part of the showwhere you, the audience,
can join in on the "fun,"end quote,
by faxing us your jokes.
Just make sureyou put the pound sign...
or... or octothorp,
as I'm sure it will bewidely known in the future,
uh, just put that in front sowe can keep your jokes separate
from all of Kato's fan mail.
Uh, Jack Sr.,what is that fax number again
for the home audience?
There it is!323.978.6608.
It actually works.Fax us your jokes.
Hey, guys, it's the '90s!
This is the most technologicallyadvanced decade of all time.
I'm talkin' laser disks,I'm talkin' pagers,
I'm talkin' over 150 Web sites,
only half of whichare under repair.
-Life moves... really fast-(laughter)
in the ageof the 72-hour news cycle
and the three-day Blockbusterrentals-- be kind, rewind--
so I want you to describethis fantastic decade
in only five words.
You have 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Emo.-We're happy paying for music.
Britney and Justin broke up?(sobbing)
They'll work it out.
"Al-Qaeda planning to..."
-Eh.-All right, points.
Golden Girls are so young.
-All right, points.-(laughter, applause)
Everyone still loves Bill Cosby.
-Points. Yeah. Absolutely.-(groaning, shouting)
-I mean...-(applause) -WHITE: Yeah!
He is the king.
I mean, he'd have to dosomething horrific
to numerous people...
-(laughter) -Right?-to ever fall out of favor
with the American people.
Come on, man, we lovethem Pudding Pops forever.
Yeah, that's right!It's the best!
In one hour?
Anyone else? Margaret Cho.
Screech is waving a knife.
-All right, points.-(laughter)
I will never win a Heisman.
KAELIN:I don't know. I won't.
-I don't play football.-But I think I know someone
-who could steal one for you.-(shouting, groaning)