Extended - Talent No - Not Everyone Does a Good Job - Uncensored

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Erin Gibson, Bryan Safi and Jordan Morris expand on videos showcasing people with unique talents. (4:55)

IT IS TIME TO PLAY TALENT NO.

TALENT NO.

NO MATTER WHAT YOUR THIRD GRADETEACHER...

(CHEERING)SORRY, YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE!

(LAUGHTER)NO MATTER WHAT YOUR THIRD GRADE

TEACHER WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE,NOT EVERYONE'S TALENTED.

AND HERE AT @MIDNIGHT, WE'RE NOTABOUT TO HAND OUT PARTICIPATION

TROPHIES.

EVERYONE'S GETTIN' TOO SOFT!

HEY, NOT EVERYONE DOES A GOODJOB!

THAT'S HOW YOU LEARN!

(CHEERING, WHOOPING)YEAH!

UH, 250 POINTS TO THE COMEDIANWHO ANSWERS MY QUESTIONS ABOUT

THESE UNIQUE TALENTS VIDEOS.

FIRST UP, THIS BOUNCY BOY SHOWSUS HOW TO POGO.

(AUDIENCE GROANS, GASPS)(LAUGHTER)

>> MAN: YEAH!

(WHOOPING)>> HARDWICK: YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM

HIT-- HE MIGHT BE FINE.

(LAUGHTER)COMEDIANS, WHAT AWARD SHOULD

THIS BOY WIN IN THE TALENT SHOW?

BRYAN SAFI.

>> DUMBEST ASSHOLE.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: OH, THEY'RE GIVING

THOSE OUT THIS YEAR? YEAH.

(APPLAUSE, WHOOPING)>> WHAT REALLY SUCKS IS GETTING

THE SECOND PLACE RIBBON FORDUMBEST ASSHOLE.

>> HARDWICK: AND THE DUMBESTASSHOLE AWARD GOES TO THE BOY

BREATHING THROUGH A TUBE NOW.

>> I ALSO LOVE... I ALSO LOVETHAT HIS SHIRT PERFECTLY MATCHES

THE CHALKBOARD.

(LAUGHTER)IT'S AMAZING.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTSTO BRYAN SAFI. ERIN.

>> UH, LEAST NUMBER OF TEETH?

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

UH, NEXT WE HEAD TO FRANCE FOR AUNIQUE NEW SPORT.

UH, NEXT WE HEAD TO FRANCE FOR AUNIQUE NEW SPORT.

(LAUGHTER)I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT

HAPPENED TO THAT GUY.

BUT WHAT IS THIS TALENT CALLED?

JORDAN.

>> DOING YOUR BEST TO COPE WITHTHE DIVORCE.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS. POINTS.

(APPLAUSE, WHOOPING)BRYAN.

>> THE WORST SEASON OF SURVIVOR.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: JUST... PUT IN A

FRENCH YARD, OR A BACKYARD INFRANCE.

>> TERRIBLE.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, WE HAVESOME CHURCH PERFORMERS MAKING

GOD PROUD, I GUESS.

>> ♪ YEAH, I STAND AMAZEDI STAND AMAZED AT YOUR POWER

SO AMAZING♪ SO AMAZING

AMAZINGAMAZING... ♪

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: COMEDIANS, UH,

INTRODUCE THESE RELIGIOUS MIMES.

ERIN.

>> GIVE IT UP FOR THE REASONJESUS REFUSES TO RETURN TO

EARTH!

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

(WHOOPING, APPLAUSE)>> ALSO...

AKA DESTINED TO MIME.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

NEXT UP, A MAN STRETCHED TOOTHIN.

>> ...WANT TO LEAVE YOUSPEECHLESS.

(AUDIENCE GASPS, GROANS)(AUDIENCE SHOUTS)

>> HARDWICK: THAT REMINDS ME OFSOMETHING.

COMEDIANS, ASK THIS PERFORMER AQUESTION.

BRYAN.

>> WHY?

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)POINTS.

(WHOOPING)ERIN.

>> SO, ARE YOU YOUR OWN CONDOM?

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

FINALLY, WE'LL SEE WHAT MAN'SBEST FRIEND CAN DO.

>> ...WELL AHEAD OF THE DOG.

SOMETIMES THAT WORKS,SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T.

YOU LET THE DOG GO BEHIND YOUAND YOU CAN LOSE CONTROL.

WOOPS. OH, NO!

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE)

>> HARDWICK: SOMETIMES YOU GOTTO... I COULDN'T GO IN FRONT OF

THAT MANY PEOPLE.

I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO GO INFRONT OF THEM. I WOULD NOT.

COMEDIANS, WHAT IS THIS BREED OFDOG?

JORDAN.

>> A GERMAN SEX HOUND.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

BRYAN.

>> POOO... DLE.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS!

OKAY, YEAH, RAISE THE ROOF,RAISE IT UP.

YEAH, RAISE IT HIGH.

>> THANK YOU.

>> HARDWICK: YEP. ERIN.

>> THAT'S A TURD RUSSELLTERRIER.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

(WHOOPING)POINTS.

I THINK IT'D BE REALLY FUNNY IFSHE WAS JUST LIKE, "FUCK IT,"

AND THEN JUST, LIKE, SHIT.

OH, THIS IS WHAT WE WERE... ITHOUGHT THIS IS WHAT WE WERE

SUPPOSED TO DO.

THOUGHT THAT WAS WHAT WE WERESUPPOSED TO DO.

>> I RESPECT HIM.

>> YEAH.

HE'S LIVING HIS TRUTH.

>> HARDWICK: REALLY?

>> YEAH.

GOT TO ADMIRE IT.

>> HARDWICK: HE'S JUST BEINGAUTHENTIC.

>> YES! HE'S DOING SUPER SOULSUNDAY-- HE'S DOING IT ALL

RIGHT.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: THIS WOMAN IS

FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING TO THISSCENE... RIGHT HERE.

SHE'S SO EXCITED.

JUST COMPLETELY NONPLUSSED...

>> BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR THATLADY.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, BUSINESS ASUSUAL.

(COCKNEY ACCENT): I'VE BEENTHERE, I 'AVE.

(LAUGHTER)UH...

>> SHE'S FROM OLIVER.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, SHE'S FROMOLIVER, YEAH.