Rapid Refresh - R-Rated Instagram Filters & Dick Butt on the Moon

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Ethan Embry, Eli Roth and Brandon Johnson suggest R-rated filters for an adult-oriented Instagram and wonder what Reddit's contributions to the space program will be. (3:20)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES, IT'S "RAPID REFRESH."

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Chris: GUYS WE CAN FINDLY END

OUR BRUNCH HUNGER STRIKE.

BECAUSE #THENIPPLE MAY SOON BEFREE.

INSTAGRAM'S CO-FOUDNER SAID THECOMPANY HAS DISCUSSED MAKING AN

R-RATED VERSION OFINSTAGRAM, AKA SNAPCHAT.

HE DID AFFIRM THAT INSTAGRAM IS"NOT IN THE BUSINESS OF HOSTING

PORN," SO IF YOU WANT TOMASTURBATE,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LOOK ATKYLIE JENNER'S

PHOTOS OR WATCH ELI ROTH'S KEANUREEVES MOVIE. EITHER WAY.

COMEDIANS, IF INSTAGRAMMAKES THESE CHANGES,

WHAT ARE SOME NEW R-RATEDFILTERS THEY CAN USE?

BRANDON JOHNSON.>> VINTAGE CAMEL TOE.

[LAUGHING][ APPLAUSE ]

>> REALLY GETS UP IN THERE.

Chris: ELI ROTH.

>> YOU CAN HAVE CYRUS, SPEARS ORHILTON.

>> Chris: POINTS.

NICE.

>> SHAVES EVERYTHING FOR YOU.

[LAUGHING]>> Chris: ETHAN EMBRY.

>> I'M ACTUALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT'CAUSE THEN YOU CAN GET THE

MATRIX-STYLE [BEEP] SHOTS.

WHERE YOU -- AND THEN THE 360.

>> Chris: YES, THE BULLET-TIME.

[ APPLAUSE ]

THAT'D BE SO GREAT.

MOVING ON. NASA JUSTRELEASED A HUGE COLLECTION OF

PHOTOS FROM THE APOLLOMOON MISSIONS, AND IT'S IN A

FLICKR ALBUM CALLED "THE PROJECTAPOLLO ARCHIVE."

IT HAS THOUSANDS OF PHOTOS LIKETHIS ONE OF NEIL ARMSTRONG,

FIRST MAN TO WALK ON THE MOON,AND THIS ONE, THE FIRST

YUGOSLAVIAN PORNOGRAPHER TO JERKOFF IN SPACE.

"I WISH MY [BLEEP] COULD HAVEBULLET-TIME SHOT.

SOME DAY TECHNOLOGY, YOU WILLREACH ME."

NOW LUNAR MISSION ONE ISASKING REDDIT TO DECIDE WHAT

PHOTO THEY SHOULD BRING TO THEMOON ON THEIR 2017 MISSION.

AND BECAUSE IT'S REDDIT, THIS ISLEGITIMATELY ONE OF THE

TOP CONTENDERS: DICKBUTT.

>> WHY WOULD THEY GO TO REDDITFOR THAT?

THEY SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

Chris: LISTEN, I DON'T MEANTO SOUND LIKE A OLD GRANDPA HERE

BUT 45 YEARS AGO THESE AMERICANHEROES RISKED THEIR LIVES TO GO

TO THE MOON TO UNITE THISCOUNTRY, AND NOW YOU

NIHILISTIC REDDIT USERS WANT TOSLAP A DICKBUTT ON THE

LUNAR SURFACE? ACTUALLY THAT'S APRETTY FUNNY IDEA.

I THINK I HAVE TO SIDEWITH THE INTERNET ON THIS ONE.

DICKBUTT ON THE MOON IN 2017.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>> Chris: SO COMEDIANS WHAT IS

REDDIT'S NEXT CONTRIBUTION TOTHE SPACE PROGRAM?

>> BLACK HOLES MATTER.

[LAUGHING][CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> Chris: POINTS, ETHAN EMERY.

BRANDON JOHNSON.

>> I HAVE BEEN IN A FEW MYSELF.

[LAUGHING][ APPLAUSE ]

>> Chris: WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVEPLACED YOUR MATTER IN A FEW?

>> I WOULD, AND IT'S TRUE.

THEY SUCK EVERYTHING IN.