Street Tough - That'll Do, Pig, That'll Do

Tuesday, November 10, 2015 11/10/2015 Views: 79

With Kermit the Frog's recent successes, it's pretty easy being green these days, so David Rees, Phil Hanley and Eugene Mirman explain what other things it's hard to be. (1:48)

AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME,STREET TOUGH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

TODAY IS SESAME STREET DAY, THEANNIVERSARY OF THE SHOW THAT

TEACHES KIDS IMPORTANT STUFFLIKE "THE ALPHABET" AND "HOW TO

LIVE IN YOUR OWN TRASH."

"SESAME STREET" CHURNED OUT ALOT OF CLASSIC KIDS TUNES OVER

THE YEARS, MOST OF THEM STUCK INMY HEAD.

MAYBE I STILL WATCH IT EVERYONCE IN A WHILE.

BUT MAYBE NONE MORE ICONICTHAN KERMIT THE FROG'S "IT'S NOT

EASY BEING GREEN."

YA, THAT'S HOW YOU [BEEP] ROCK AKERMIT.

NOWADAYS, THOUGH, IT ACTUALLYSEEMS REAL EASY BEING GREEN.

I MEAN, KERMIT'S GOT AN ABCSITCOM AND THINGS ARE GOING

GREAT WITH MISS PIGGY...ATLEAST, ACCORDING TO THIS

PAINTING WE FOUND ON ETSY:LOOK EVERYTHING IS GREAT.

THAT'LL DO, PIG.

THAT'LL DO.

COMEDIANS, LET'S REVISE THISCLASSIC KIDS SONG AND TELL ME

WHAT ELSE IT'S NOT EASY BEING.

>> NOT EASY BEING NAMED DONKEYHAMMER.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

EUGENE.

>> IT'S NOT EASY BEING ANANTHROPOMORPHIZED PIG WITH A

UNUSUALLY LARGE SEXUAL APPETITE.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

PHIL.

>> IT'S NOT EASY BEING DYSLEXICAND CANADIAN.

I'M A DOUBLE THREAT ANDINTIMIDATING.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

EUGENE.

>> IT'S NOT EASY BEING THEBRUISED TIP OF JUSTIN BIEBER'S

PENIS.

>> CHRIS: WHY IS IT BRUISED?

>> ASK THE DETECTIVES FROM THE70S.

>> CHRIS: EUGENE.

>> IT'S NOT EASY BEING A SUICIDEBOMBER WHO GOT THE WRONG

ADDRESS.

>> CHRIS: YES.

>> IT'S NOT EASY BEING TOO LEGITWHEN YOU ACTUALLY DO WANT TO

QUIT.