Amazon Wish List - It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Durst of Times

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To celebrate Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst's birthday, Wil Wheaton, Felicia Day and April Richardson take a look at his Amazon Wish List to get some gift ideas. (1:38)

"IT WASTHE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE

DURST OF TIMES."

IF YOU'RE NOT AWARE OF LIMPBIZKIT, CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU'RE LUCKY!

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

THESE GOONS TOOK THE WORST PARTSOF HEAVY METAL AND HIP-HOP AND

BLENDED THEM TOGETHER IN AMUSICAL DIARRHEA THAT DUDES WITH

NECK TATTOOS LISTEN TO AS THEYSKATEBOARD TO WORK EVEN THOUGH

THEY'RE IN THEIR MID-40S.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )IT'S LIMP BIZKIT LEAD SINGER

FRED DURST'S BIRTHDAY!

MEANING HE IS ONE STEP CLOSER TOTHAT BIZKIT BEING LIMP.

COMEDIANS, YOUR CHALLENGE IS TOTELL ME WHAT THIS LIVING GOATEE

HAS ON HIS AMAZON WISHLIST.

I'M PUTTING 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK AND BEGIN.

WIL.

>> DIGNITY.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

FELICIA.

>> VITAMIN WATER, HOT DOGFLAVORED.

>> CHRIS: ( BLEEP ).

POINTS.

APRIL.

>> A CUSTOM T-SHIRT THAT SAYS,"AT LEAST I'M NOT ROBERT DURST."

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

FELICIA.

>> A BIG-MOUTHED BILLY BASS.

( LAUGHTER )REMEMBER THAT?

>> CHRIS, OF COURSE, I REMEMBERIT! IT PROBABLY PLAYS HIS SONGS.

IT OCCURS TO ME THAT EVERY ONEOF THESE THINGS COULD ALSO WORK

ON ROBERT DURST.

>> CHRIS: "WHAT DID YOU DO TOMUSIC?"

"I KILLED IT ALL, I GUESS."

WIL.

>> A DAD WHO LISTENED.

>> CHRIS: YEAH, POINTS, YEAH.

FELICIA.

>> CAPTAIN TOAD TREASURE TRACKERFOR THE WII U.

>> CHRIS: APRIL.

>> A TANDEM BIKE SO HE CAN RIDEWITH KID ROCK.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.