It's Bond, Jane Bond - Gillian Anderson Wants to Be the Next 007

Monday, May 23, 2016 05/23/2016 Views: 403

Gillian Anderson wants to take on the role of James Bond, so Jessica Lowe, Ginger Gonzaga and Rhys Darby break down high-tech gadgets for the new 007. (2:18)

They're looking for a new Bond,James Bond.

And Anderson--Gillian Anderson--

has thrown her hat-- James Hat--

into the ring-- James Ring!

Gillian Anderson tweeted out

this fan-made Photoshopon Saturday.

She saidshe'd be down to play 007

now that Daniel Craig is donewalking out of the ocean

and getting hit in the ballswith ropes.


Predictably, the Internet lostits (bleep), James (bleep),

and suggested... suggestedthis blunt for the roll.

James Blunt.No, that's Emily Blunt.

I'm sorry. It's a different...different person.

Uh, I fully supportthis campaign. Why not?

They're characters. It's fun.

Like, mix it up.Have fun. Who cares, right?

I think it'd be greatto see a woman's take on...

-(applause and cheering)-Why not?

Don't clap...

DARBY:I'm clapping.

You know... you knowwhen people were like,

"Should there bea female Doctor Who?"

Sure. Why not?You know, let's mix it up.

Why not have some fun with it?

And if you have a problem withit, you can suck my (bleep).

-Uh, and if...-(laughter and groaning)

(applause and cheering)

So, comedians, 007 flicks areknown for their spy gadgets.

As Q, I'd like youto explain a gadget

to the new Jane Bond.Jessica, go.

Pay attention, 007.

This body suit is made to makeyou look 15 pounds heavier.

When you wear it,you will be invisible.

-(laughter)-HARDWICK: All right.

-(applause and cheering)-All right. Excellent.


Um, pay attention, 007.

This is your paycheck.

It is 73% of whatwe would pay a man, but...


-(applause and cheering)-Reality.

Rhys Darby.

Pay attention, 007.


Why do I get the feelingyou're actually auditioning

for the role right now?

I am. I'm gonna usemy own voice.

-HARDWICK: Okay.-Pay attention, 007.

This is a UFO--

an uninformed foreign object.

Code name Rhys.

Get as close to him as you can,

but be warned-- he's a killeron the dance floor.


(applause and cheering)

-HARDWICK: I mean...-He is.

If I'm casting the movie,you got my vote.