Derpa Challenge - Proud to Be a Tennessean

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After being inspired by a group of southern hecklers, Godfrey, Sean Donnelly and Jen Kirkman taunt participants of the DARPA Robotics Challenge. (2:34)

AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME, DERPACHALLENGE.

THE DARPA ROBOTICS CHALLENGEFINALS WERE HELD IN POMONA,

CALIFORNIA THIS WEEKEND. HERE'SSOME HIGHLIGHTS POSTED

TO GAWKER.

OH NO!.

>> OH THE MOST TERRIFYINGONES. THERE WAS A ROBOT

[BLEEP] DRIVING A CAR.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

>> ENGINEERS WERE APPARENTLYTASKED WITH PROGRAMMING A

ROBOT TO MIMIC TOM SIZEMOREWALKING INTO A JEEP AT 2 A.M.

THROUGH A CHEESECAKEFACTORY PARKING LOT

BUT WHILE ALL THAT SCIENCEWAS HAPPENING,

THE FRANKLIN HALF-MARATHON WASGOING ON IN

FRANKLIN, TENNESSEE ANDSHIRTLESS MOONSHINEERS FROM AS

FAR AWAY AS BOOGER GULCH CAME BYTO DAY DRINK AND HECKLE

RUNNERS FOR NO REASONWHATSOEVER.

I AM FROM TENNESSEE, I'M NOTPROUD OF THIS.

TAKE A LOOK.

>>I'M SO PROUD TO BE ATENNESSEEAN

>> WHY ARE YOU DOINGSOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE?

>> THERE IS AN UMBRELLACOVERING NOBODY.

>>CHRIS: WELL, I CAN'T VERY WELLSIT RIGHT THERE.

>> I FEEL LIKE THEY'RERIDICULE IS MISPLACED AND I

WISH THOSE GUYS HAD BEEN AT THEDARPA ROBOTICS

CHALLENGE, HECKLING ONBEHALF OF HUMANITY.

I WILL PLAY THIS VIDEO OFTHE CLUMSY CYBORGS WHO WILL

KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF US.

AND I WANT YA'LL TO TAUNT THEMLIKE THAT

UNWASHED JUG BAND OFHILLBILLIES

I WILL PUT 60 SECONDS ON THECLOCK NOW AND BEGIN.

GODFREY.

>> GO BACK TO KENYA, ROBAMA.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

>> TRANSFORM YOURSELF INTO ABEER CAN SO I CAN SMASH YOU

ON MY HEAD.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

>> GODFREY.

>> MY TOASTER OVEN CAN RUNFASTER THAN THAT YOU LAWNMOWER

MOTHER [BLEEP].

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

>> TURN YOURSELF INTO AJUKEBOX AND PLAY FREEBIRD,

GODDAMMIT.

>> IT'S WALL-E NOT WALL-STEVE.

>>CHRIS: POINTS.

>> YOU KNOW IN A WAY THIS ISACTUALLY KIND OF BEAUTIFUL,

MAN AND MACHINE COMINGTOGETHER LIKE THIS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.