It's now timefor the #HashtagWars.
Today was World Baking Day--
-calm down-- uh...-(laughter)
when masses of peoplelogged on to Pinterest saying,
"Hey, I can make this,"only end up making this instead.
But if the countless food failsposted online
have taught us anything,it's that cooking
is an exact science,where the tiniest change
can be the differencebetween delicious
and horrible dog food!
So let's throw cautionand E. coli to the wind
with tonight's hashtag#1LetterOffFoods.
-CHOIR: ♪ Ah... -Yeah! -Oh, adorable!
-(applause)-Nightmare. Your nightmare.
Examples might be:Chicken singers,
or: Poop-Tarts or Pop-Farts.Either one works.
-Wow! -I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Go, Paul Goebel.-Chicken McFuggets!
-All right, points.-(cheering, applause)
-Greg.-Scream of Wheat.
All right, points.Maria Bamford.
It works. It works. It works.
-All right, Maria.-Betty Cocker.
-Greg Behrendt.-Chocolate MILF.
-All right, points.-Yeah! Yeah! -(cheering)
-Uh, hole slaw.-Yeah, hole slaw! Perfect!
Kung pu chicken.
-Good night.-Yeah, it's right there.
It's right there.It's right there.
I'm giving you pointsfor how apologetic your face was
when you said that.