Mannecan't - Unblinking Monsters

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Ahdoot, Annie Lederman and Greg Fitzsimmons imagine what a series of freaky mannequins would say if they were alive. (3:43)

NOW IT'S TIME TOPLAY "MANNECAN'T."

SEE WHAT WE DID THERE? WE ADDEDA CONTRACTION.

PERSONALLY, I HATE MANNEQUINS.

I DON'T TRUST ANYTHING THATDRESSES COOLER THAN ME AND

DOESN'T BLINK.

ALSO NO MANNEQUIN HAS EVER COMETO LIFE AND HAD SEX WITH ME

LIKE THE MOVIE "MANNEQUIN"PROMISED THAT IT WOULD.

BUT I'M GONNA KEEP TRYING.

THE WONDERFUL TUMBLR"INSANNEQUINS" PROVES MY POINT

BY COMPILING SOME OF THE MOSTDISTURBING IMAGES OF CLOTHING

STORE MANNEQUINS.

JESUS CHRIST.

>> SEXY DONNIE DARKO.

CHRIS: DEFINITELY SEXY DONNIEDARKO.

COMEDIANS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOUONE OF THESE UNBLINKING

MONSTERS, AND FOR 250 POINTS, IWANT YOU TO TELL ME WHAT THAT

MANNEQUIN IS SAYING.

FIRST UP, THIS BIG GUY...

ANNIE.

>> OH NO MY WHOLE BODY IS AFOOPA.

[LAUGHING]>> CHRIS: POINTS.

GREG.

>> WELCOME TO APPLEBEES. IS YOURWHOLE PARTY HERE?

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> WHAT IS THAT STORE?

>> LOOK AT THE JEANS NEXT TOHIM.

>> IT'S SMALL HEAD & TALL.

CHRIS: YES.

SMALL HEAD & TALL.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> CHRIS: 100 POINTS TO ANNIE

LEDERMAN FOR SMALL HEAD & TALL.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> CHRIS: OK, HERE'S A CREEPY

ONE.

HERE WE GO.

GREG.

>> THIS NEXT YOGA POSE IS CALLEDKOREAN DROPPING A DEUCE.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

DAN.

>> SAVE ME LIAM NEESON.

CHRIS: POINTS.

THAT'S NOT A MANNEQUIN, THAT'SJUST COURTNEY LOVE HANGING OUT.

>> I THINK IT'S LIKE THE THIRDOLSEN THEY JUST HIDE FROM

EVERYONE.

[LAUGHING]>> CHRIS: HOW ABOUT THIS

BACKWARDS BETTY?

GOOD LORD. GREG.

>> THE WORST PART IS I HAVE GAS.

CHRIS: POINTS.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> I WAS MADE IN SIR MIX-A-LOT'S

SECRET LAIR.

POINTS.

[LAUGHING]>> CHRIS: WHAT ABOUT THESE

FOOTBALL FANS?

>> OH, GOOD LORD.

CHRIS: GREG.

>> THOSE MANNEQUINS ARE NOT THEONLY THINGS THAT ARE ROCK HARD

AND DEAD SERIOUS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

DAN.

>> #INFLATEGATE.

CHRIS: POINTS.

WELL PLAYED.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> AND NOW HER KIDS CAN GET DAY

CARE IN FLORIDA.

>> CHRIS: YES, THAT'S TRUE.

WELL PLAYED.

100 POINTS TO DAN.

[ APPLAUSE ]>> CHRIS: NEXT UP, THIS FANCY

FELLA.

ANNIE.

>> DON'T LET THIS TUX FOOL YOU:IT'S ME, AMBER ROSE.

[ APPLAUSE ]

IT LOOKS LIKE HER.

CHRIS: POINTS.

DAN.

>> OF COURSE I'M A FANCY MAN ANDNOT SECRETLY THREE BABIES

STACKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER

>> CHRIS: FINALLY, HOW ABOUTTHIS YOUNG LADY?

HOW ABOUT THIS YOUNG LADY?

>> I'M NOT GOING TO LET MYSCOLIOSIS GET IN THE WAY OF ME

GETTING HPV.

[LAUGHING]>> "I NEED SOME DICK, GIVE ME

SOME DICK."

>> CHRIS: "I HAVE A PROBLEM."