[Blank] Had Me Like - It's Not Really the Same When You're a Stand-Up

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Cameron Esposito, Hampton Yount and Todd Barry recall times they reacted much like the people in the weirdly expressive pictures Chris shows them. (4:23)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY "[BLANK] HADME LIKE..."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )GUYS, ANTICIPATING THIS NEXT

GAME HAD ME LIKE....

YUP.

THAT WAS FROM MY "SINGLED OUT"AUDITION TAPE.

COMEDIANS, WE'RE GOING TO GIVEYOU A PHOTO FROM A "HAD ME LIKE"

TWEET, AND FOR 250 POINTS, YOUHAVE TO FILL IN THE BLANK WITH

WHAT HAD YOU LIKE THAT.

FIRST ONE.

FIRST ONE.

RIGHT HERE.

TODD BARRY.

>> FINDING OUT THERE'S A40-MINUTE WAIT AT OUTBACK

STEAKHOUSE HAD ME LIKE...

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

YOU KNOW, THE BLOOMIN' ONION.

HAMPTON.

>> SNIFFING AIR BUD'S BOOTY HADME LIKE...

( APPLAUSE )NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES.

>> GETTING CATCALLED BY ADUDE WHILE I'M WEARING A BOWTIE

HAD ME LIKE...

>> CHRIS: YES, POINTS.

>> I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

>> YOU SHOULD BE.

>> CHRIS: NEXT ONE: HAMPTON.

>> WHITE PETER PARKERS HAD MELIKE...

>> CHRIS: YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OFTHEM.

NEXT ONE: OH, NO!

CAMERON.

>> I FEEL LIKE IT'S OH, YES.

>> CHRIS: WHAT?

REALLY?

>> YEAH, THAT TO ME-- WELL, MINEIS ALEX AND PIPER'S SEX SCENES

FROM "ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK"HAD ME LIKE...

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

>> CHRIS: TODD BARRY

>> GOING TRICK OR TREATING ANDONLY GETTING ORANGE TIC-TACS

HAD ME LIKE...

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

( APPLAUSE )OH, CHARLES E. CHEESE, WHAT HAVE

YOU BECOME?

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TOGO TO A CHUCK E. CHEESE UNLESS

YOU GOT A KID WITH YOU.

HOW ( BLEEP ) DUMB IS THAT?

IT'S GOOD TO KEEP OUT THESICKOS.

WHAT IF YOU'RE A PERSON WHO JUSTLIKES TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND

JUMP IN BALL PITS?

WHAT'S WRONG?

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )I MEAN, YOU KNOW I JUST GOTTA GO

RENT A KID NOW.

IS THAT BETTER?

( LAUGHTER ).

>> WE CAN BOTH PASS FORTEENAGED BOYS.

I THINK IF WE GO TOGETHER, WEWILL GET IN.

>> CHRIS: ALL RIGHT, GOOD.>> OH YOU KIDS HAVE FUN.

NEXT ONE: JESUS CHRIST!

HAMPTON.

>> BEING REJECTED BY THE X-MENHAD ME LIKE...

( APPLAUSE )>> FACE TUMMY, IT'S YOU!

>> EATING A FOURTH BOWL OFRAISIN BRAN HAD ME LIKE...

( APPLAUSE )>> THE SPOON GOES RIGHT IN THE

BELLY.>> CHRIS: RIGHT IN THERE.

>> HERE YOU GO.

THAT'S THE NEXT LEVEL.

>> AND HE RUBS HIS FACE.

>> CHRIS: AND HE JUST SQUEEZESTHE MILK OUT OF--

>> NO, NO!

>> NO!

>> WHY NOT?

>> THAT'S AGAINST GOD!

>> CHRIS: SORRY, DIDN'T MEANTO GIVE YOU GUYS SO MANY BONERS.

NEXT ONE, HIS WETNESS.

HAMPTON.

>> ENDING OF "MARLEY AND ME" HADME LIKE...

>> CHRIS: YES, POINTS.

>> I KNOW!

>> CHRIS: TODD BARRY.

>> ONLY HAVING SEX WITH FOURGROUPIES AFTER A GAME HAD ME

LIKE...

( APPLAUSE )>> CHRIS: YEAH...

IT'S NOT REALLY THE SAME WHENYOU'RE A STAND-UP, IS IT?

>> SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

( LAUGHTER )>> CHRIS: TODD BARRY'S ON PUSSY

CLEANUP.

( APPLAUSE )FINALLY, THESE GUYS, THESE GUYS:

TODD.

>> MY DOUCHEBAG MULTIPLIER APPHAD ME LIKE...

>> CHRIS: YES, POINTS. HAMPTON.

>> GETTING REPLACED BY MARKYMARK IN ALL THE TRANSFORMERS

MOVIES HAD ME LIKE...

>> CHRIS: NO, NO, NO!

NO, NO, NO!

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!