Sex Machina - Come with Me if You Want to Jizz

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Now that a sex doll company has added A.I. to its products, Chris Cubas, Hannah Hart and Matt Mira predict the breakup lines the robots will use when they achieve sentience. (1:55)

AS WE GO TO OUR NEXT GAME, "SEXMACHINA."

IN JUST 12 DAYS AND 23 AND AHALF HOURS, "TERMINATOR GENYSIS"

IS COMING OUT.

CINEMATIC SAGA OF KILLER CYBORGSWILL CONTINUE FOR A NEW

GENERATION.

BUT THERE'S ACTUALLY A SCARIERSCENARIO INVOLVING SENTIENT

ROBOTS THAT WE JUST HEARD ABOUTIN THE "NEW YORK TIMES," TALKING

SEX DOLLS.

ICK.

THE CREATOR OF THE REALDOLL HASJUST ADDED ARTIFICIAL

INTELLIGENCE TO HIS CREEPYSILICONE WOMAN-FORMS.

SO NOW, FOR JUST $10,000, THEMOST SOCIALLY AWKWARD MEN ON THE

PLANET CAN PRETEND TO HAVE ACONVERSATION WHILE THEY PRETEND

TO HAVE SEX.

>> I HOPE TO BECOME THE WORLD'SFIRST SEX ROBOT.

>> IS SHE ENJOYING THIS?

DOES SHE LIKE MAKING ME FEELTHIS?

>> OH!

OH, MY GOD.

>> CHRIS: COME TO ME IF YOU WANTTO JIZZ.

SOON THESE ROBOTS ARE GOING TOGAIN ENOUGH INTELLIGENCE TO

REALIZE THEY SHOULD DUMP THESELOSERS, SO COMEDIANS,

I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME AS MANYROBOT BREAKUP LINES AS YOU CAN

IN 60 SECONDS.

>> IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN I'MGOING TO CALL THE ROBOCOPS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

HANNAH.

>> I HAVE MET SOMEONE ELSE.

HE'S A ROOMBA SEX GOD.

>> CHRIS: MATT.

>> I CAN NO LONGER DEAL WITH THEPATHETIC TICKLES YOU CALL SEXUAL

THRUSTS.

>> CHRIS: POINTS.

HANNAH.

>> IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S WINDOWSM.E..

>> CHRIS: OH, MY GOD!

IT'S ( BLEEP ) BRILLIANT!

OH, HANNAH.

MWA!

CHRIS.

>> BUFFERING.

( LAUGHTER )>> I'M SO SORRY

I COULD NOT BE BETHANY.