A Wing and a Prayer and a Pack of Menthols - 911 Calls from Florida

Tuesday, November 17, 2015 11/17/2015 Views: 133

Noel Wells, Derek Waters and Heather Anne Campbell make 911 phone calls as distressed Florida residents. (1:51)

>> Chris: IT'S TIME FOR "A WINGAND A PRAYER AND A PACK OF

MENTHOLS."

A FLORIDA WOMAN WAS JUSTARRESTED AFTER SHE CALLED 911 TO

SEE IF THEY WOULD BE WILLING TOSWING ON BY AND BRING HER

CIGARETTES AND CHICKEN WINGS.

LIANN WATSON WAS THEN BROUGHTDOWN TO THE LAKE COUNTY

SHERIFF'S OFFICE WHERE THEYSNAPPED THIS MUGSHOT OF THE

GEICO LIZARD WITHOUT HIS MAKEUP.

THIS WAS A BLATANT MISUSE OF 911RESOURCES!

CENTRAL FLORIDA RESPONDERSPROBABLY HAD A LOT OF OTHER

EMERGENCIES TO DEAL WITH THATWHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK CAME IN

FOR A CALL.

>> HELP I'M IN FLORIDA.

>> HELP I LOCKED MY BABY ANDKEYS IN THE TRUCK.

I NEED A RIDE TO WORK.

>> MY BABY ATE MY METH AND NOW I GOT NO METH

Chris: POINTS. HEATHER ANCAMPBELL.

>> IT'S ME GEORGE ZIMMERMAN.

IS JEFF IN.

>> Chris: HEATHER ANNE CALCAMPBELL.

>> I'M HERE TO REPORT A GANGRAPE.

I MEAN SPRING BREAK.

>> MY CONFEDERATE FLAG CAUGHTFIRE AT A CROSS BURNING AND I

DON'T HAVE THE RECEIPT.

>> Chris: POINTS.

DEREK WATERS.

>> HELP, HELP, MY BROTHEROVERDOSED AND PISSED HIMSELF.

I NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE APICTURE.

>> Chris: HEATHER ANNE CAMPBELL.

>> THERE IS A JEB BUSH IN MYGARBAGE CAN.

>> Chris: I THINK HE'S -- I'MNOT SURE I THINK HE'S [BEEP] ALL

THE RACCOONS.

>> HE LOOKS REAL DESPERATE.

[LAUGHING]>> Chris: CAN I FEED HIM OR NOT?