E-Carded - Sorry You're Blind

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Dominic Monaghan, Kulap Vilaysack and Howard Kremer come up with lousy e-cards that nobody would want to receive. (1:13)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THERE ARE TONS OF E-CARD WEB

SITES ONLINE THAT PROVIDE

SINCERE AND FUNNY MESSAGES FOR

ANY HOLIDAY AND/OR OCCASION.

COMEDIANS, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO

NAME E-CARD MESSAGES THAT YOU

WOULD NEVER WANT TO RECEIVE.

AS MANY AS YOU CAN IN 60

SECONDS AND GO.

DOM.

>> HAPPY MOTHER(BLEEP) DAY.

>> Chris: POINTS.

KREMER.

>> MERRY CHRISTMAS, JEW!

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

KULAP.

>> SORRY I (BLEEP) YOUR UBER

DRIVER.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

KREMER.

>> HEP-C BIRTHDAY.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: IS THAT THE DAY THAT

YOU GOT HEP-C?

>> YES, YES.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

DOM.

>> SORRY YOU'RE BLIND, THE NEXT

CARD WILL BE IN BRAILLE.

>> Chris: POINTS.

POINTS.

YES, THAT'S NICE.

KREMER.

>> OUR SINCEREST CONDOLENCES ON

YOUR ENGAGEMENT TO JUAN PABLO.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: BEAUTIFUL.

POINTS FOR SURE.

KULAP.

>> SORRY I TOLD YOU I WAS YOUR

SISTER; I'M YOUR MOTHER.

J.K I'M YOUR DAD.

(LAUGHTER)