Extended - On My Way to Steal Your Girl: GIF Edition - The Womb-ba - Uncensored

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Ian Edwards, Whitney Cummings and Chris D'Elia imagine what a few GIF-able weirdos are on their way to do. (6:23)

IT IS TIME TO PLAY... ON MY WAYTO STEAL YOUR GIRL: GIF EDITION.

(CHEERING, WHOOPING)BY NOW YOU MAY HAVE COME ACROSS

ONE OF THE INTERNET'S FINESTMEMES, ON MY WAY TO STEAL YOUR

GIRL, WHERE PEOPLE POST GIFS ANDPHOTOS, AND THEN, WITH CASANOVA

CONFIDENCE, HASHTAG IT: ON MYWAY TO STEAL YOUR GIRL.

FOR EXAMPLE, THIS SHARPSHOOTINGSEGUE SLAYER. BAM!

(LAUGHTER)ON MY WAY TO STEAL YOUR GIRL.

AND IF THAT FAILS, ON MY WAY TOTEACH CHILDREN'S KARATE LESSONS

WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.

SO, COMEDIANS, I'M GONNA SHOWYOU SOME SWEET GIFS WE FOUND

SEARCHING ON ON MY WAY TO STEALYOUR GIRL.

FOR 250 POINTS, I WANT YOU TOTELL ME ANOTHER THING THEY'RE ON

THEIR WAY TO DO, ALL RIGHT?

THIS POLE-SLIDING PLAYA...

(LAUGHTER)CHRIS D'ELIA.

>> ON MY WAY TO TAKE MY LIFE.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

WHITNEY CUMMINGS.

>> ON MY WAY TO LOSE MY DICK.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

YEAH, YOU CAN GRIND IT DOWN.

>> RIGHT?

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. INTO A NUB.

IAN.

>> ON MY WAY TO TELL YOURGIRLFRIEND YOU'RE GRABBING

ANOTHER CHICK'S BOOBS.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

YEAH, RIGHT THERE. POINTS.

RIGHT THERE.

>> SEE IT RIGHT THERE...

>> BY THE WAY, THAT WASN'T ALOOP-- HE WAS RUNNING BEHIND THE

CAMERA EVERY TIME.

>> HARDWICK: THE ENTIRE TIME.

ALL THE WAY UP AND DOWN-- HE DIDIT HUNDREDS OF TIMES.

>> IT'S NOT EVEN A GIF. HE'S...

>> THAT'S STUPID.

>> HARDWICK: NEXT UP, THISWIGGLY WANDY.

(LAUGHTER)CHRIS D'ELIA.

>> ON THE WAY TO DRY MY PUSSY.

(LAUGHTER)>> HARDWICK: I MEAN...

I WOULD HOPE IT'D BE DRY BY THETIME SHE GETS TO HERE.

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

LOOK, THE GUY'S MOVING OUT OFTHE WAY, TOO.

>> HARDWICK: WHITNEY.

>> ON MY WAY TO BE A CHRISD'ELIA IMPERSONATOR.

(AUDIENCE GROANS)>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

>> I CAN DO THAT MOVE, I CAN DOIT.

>> HARDWICK: IAN EDWARDS.

>> ON MY WAY TO BEING A HUMANVAGINA ROOMBA.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE, WHOOPING)

>> HARDWICK: WAIT A MINUTE.

HANG ON A SECOND.

ISN'T THAT JUST THE WOMB-BA?

>> YES.

(AUDIENCE SHOUTING, GROANING)>> VERY GOOD, MAN, VERY GOOD!

>> HARDWICK: NEXT ONE, HOW ABOUTTHIS PADDLING PUG?

WHITNEY CUMMINGS.

>> ON MY WAY TO SHIT IN YOURPOOL.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

MR. D'ELIA.

>> ON MY WAY TO DROWN YOUR SON.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)>> YOU COULD DEFINITELY SEE THAT

HAPPENING.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE IF... JUST PLAYFUL, THOUGH,AND THE KID'S LIKE,

"HA-HA-HA-HA, GLUB-GLUB-GLUB,HA-HA!" AND THEN ALL OF A

SUDDEN...

>> WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A SON?

>> HARDWICK: BECAUSE I USED TOBE ALLOWED UP ON THE COUCH

BEFORE YOU ARRIVED!

(LAUGHTER)(GROWLS)

IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL!

EH, EH, EH, EH...

IAN EDWARDS.

>> ON MY WAY TO GET THAT SWEET,SWEET ALPO.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH. POINTS.

POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)>> THAT WAS FUNNY!

>> SO CUTE!

>> SO CUTE.

>> HARDWICK: NEXT UP, THISSQUATTING STALLION.

CHRIS D'ELIA.

>> ON MY WAY TO RAISE AWARENESSABOUT THE DANGERS OF POLIO.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)(APPLAUSE, WHOOPING)

POINTS.

WHITNEY CUMMINGS.

>> ON MY WAY TO EAT OUT BRUNOMARS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

YEP.

>> YOU DON'T THINK I COULD DOTHAT?

I COULD DO THAT, I COULD DOTHAT.

>> DO IT. DO IT.

>> DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.

(AUDIENCE SHOUTING, CHEERING)>> WOW, WHOOPS.

>> (CROWD CHANTING): CHRIS,CHRIS, CHRIS, CHRIS, CHRIS!

>> HEY, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS,GUYS, GUYS-- FULL DISCLOSURE:

I CAN'T DO THAT.

>> HARDWICK: OH.

I DON'T KNOW... WHAT IS IT THATHE'S DOING, THOUGH, IS IT

JUST... IS HE, HE'S JUSTDOING...

>> IT'S JUST... (IMITATES CRASH)AND JUST BLEEDING.

>> OH, NO, NO.

CHRIS...

>> HARDWICK: IT'S REALLY HARDERTHAN IT LOOKS.

>> CHRIS, IF YOU DIE, LIKE FOURSHOWS WON'T HAVE A HOST.

SO PLEASE BE CAREFUL.

>> HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, I'MFINE.

UH...

NEXT UP, HOW ABOUT THIS YOLOROLO?

WHITNEY CUMMINGS.

>> ON MY WAY INTO HONEY BOOBOO'S MOUTH.

>> HARDWICK: THAT IS... THIS ISTHE ONLY CONTEXT WHERE IT'S

ACC... WHERE IT'S ACCEPTABLE TOSAY THAT.

UH, POINTS.

UH, IAN EDWARDS.

>> UH, ON MY WAY TO LOOK LIKEI'M BREAKING OUT OF THAT SHIT

PIPE ON "THE SHAWSHANKREDEMPTION."

>> HARDWICK: YES, POINTS.

OH.

>> OH, GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB.

>> THAT WAS A FUCKING TREADINGWATER.

>> HARDWICK: ROLO ANDY DUFRESNECRAWLED THROUGH TWO MILES OF

SHIT I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE.

YEAH.

ALSO, I MAKE ALL THE TOYS FORBRUCE WAYNE.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE, THIS GOOFYDUDE.

HUH, WHAT ABOUT THIS?

>> BY THE WAY, ON MY WAY TOWHITNEY'S HOUSE 'CAUSE SHE'S

INTO IT.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH.

>> I'M NOT MAD AT THAT.

>> HARDWICK: I'M-I'M A SHOWER,NOT A GROWER.

IAN.

>> UH, ON MY WAY BACK FROMSTEALING YOUR GIRL.

>> HARDWICK: YEAH, POINTS.

POINTS.

>> YES!

>> HARDWICK: LAST ONE, LAST ONE.

HOW ABOUT THIS HIGH-STRUNGHEDGEHOG?

CHRIS D'ELIA.

>> ON MY WAY TO SUCK GOOFY'SGIANT SWINGING DICK.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

CAN'T GET THERE FAST ENOUGH.

WHITNEY.

>> ON MY WAY TO BLOW JEFF DUNHAMFOR A JOB.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS.

IAN.

>> ON MY WAY TO GIVE YOUR GIRLSYPHILIS.

>> HARDWICK: POINTS, POINTS.

>> YEAH, WHAT?

>> WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

>> WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

>> SYPHILIS-- THAT'S ANOLD-SCHOOL STD, THAT'S VERY OLD

SCHOOL.