Now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.
Call me crazy,but this time of year,
I love cramming stuffinto other stuff--
cramming presents under my tree,food into my face,
and tonight we're cramming songsinto movies with our hashtag
It's very simple.Examples might be--
"Terminator 2 Legit 2 Quit,"
and "Dude, Where's My Neck,My Back, My Pussy and My Crack?"
Uh, I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Dave Hill. -"Schindler's ListIs on My List."
-All right, points.-(laughter, applause)
-Steve.-The Godfather 2 Live Crew's
-"Hey We Want Some Pussy."-All right, points.
Thank you for... Yeah.
-J.-"Mrs. Doubtfire Starter."
Yes, points! Oh!
Oh, my God!
That is the mash-up moviethat needs to happen!
(like Mrs. Doubtfire):Hello! (imitates fire)
That would be (bleep) amazing.Dave Hill.
-"Beaches Ain't (bleep)."-All right, points.
"Sympathy forthe Devil Wears Prada."
Yes, points. Well played.
"And I Will Always Love10 Things I Hate About You."
-(laughter)-All right, points.
"Who Let the Dogs Go to Heaven?"
-All right, points.-(laughter)
Dave... Dave Hill.
"Kindergarten Cop Killer."
-Yes, points. Points. Very good.-(laughter, applause)
-J.-"(bleep) Tha Police Academy."
-Yes, points! Points.-(laughter, applause)
-Uh, J. -"I Ain't Sayin'She's a Gold Digger,
But She Ain't Messin'with No Brokeback Mountain."
-All right, points.Very well played. -(laughter)