Rapid Refresh - Baby Pope & Man-Bun-Induced Baldness

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Jack McBrayer, Matt Walsh and Rob Riggle guess what Pope Francis whispered to his infant look-alike and warn of fashion trends with dire consequences. (3:03)

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: RIPPED FROM TODAY'S

INTERNET HEADLINES, IT'S RAPIDREFRESH.

VERY NICE.

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUTON A MONDAY.

LAST WEEK AMERICA CAUGHT POPEFEVER, WHICH IS A LOT BETTER

THAN WHAT YOU USUALLY CATCH FROMGUYS WHO JUST CAME HERE

FROM ITALY. HOWEVER, ONECOSPLAYING FAN TODDLED ABOVE

THE REST. BABY POPE, SEENHERE MAKING A POOP JOHN PAUL II

IN HER DIAPEY.

POPE FRANCIS NOTICED HIS MINI-MEAND WAS SO EXCITED

THAT HE STOLE IT.

"I'LL JUST BE TAKING THAT, THANKYOU.

AND THEY NEVER SAW THE BABYAGAIN.

"THIS IS HOW I STAY YOUNG!"

>> Chris: I AM JUST KIDDING,THERE IS MORE.

WELL, ACTUALLY IT LOOKS LIKE HISHOLINESS IS WHISPERING SOMETHING

TO THE BABY AT THE TIME WHEN HEKISSED HER BUT WE DON'T--NEITHER

OF THEM WERE MIKED. SOCOMEDIANS WHAT WAS HIS SECRET

MESSAGE TO HIS LITTLEST FAN?MATT WALSH.

>> MY KISS WILL KILL YOU WITHINTHREE DAYS. THERE CAN BE ONLY

ONE HIGHLANDER.

>> Chris: THAT WOULD BEAMAZING.

ALSO, "HIGHLANDER" WOULD HAVEBEEN A DIFFERENT MOVIE IF THEY

JUST HAD TO KISS EACH OTHER.

>> QUIVERING PALM IN HIS MOUTH.>> Chris: POINTS.

JACK MCBRAYER.

>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO.>> SHUT UP.

>> SEE HOW MEAN HE IS?

>> Chris: WOW, THE TEETH COMEOUT, JACK MCBRAYER.

>> NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU!

>> Chris: POINTS.

POINTS.

>> Chris: THIS IS PARTICULARLYEXCITING NEWS THAT FORTUNATELY

WILL NOT AFFECT ANYONE IN THEAUDIENCE BUT CALL IT A MAN BUN,

A TOP KNOT, A DOUCHE-ICORN, AHAIR HAT.

WHATEVER IT IS IT'S MAKINGYOU BALD.

OH [BLEEP], KARMA STRIKES AGAIN.

>> HEALTH SPECIALISTS SAY THETENSION TOP KNOTS PLACE ON HAIR

FOLLICLES CAUSE ACUTE BALDPATCHES FOR TRACTION ALOPECIA.

NOW I AM NOT A DOCTOR--IF YOUTHOUGHT I WAS, YOU'RE DUMB.

I WOULDN'T CALL THIS A CUTEBALD PATCH. YOU GOTTA STOP

DOING THE MAN BUNS, ALL RIGHT?

COMEDIANS WHAT IS ANOTHERHIPSTER TREND WITH A BAD SIDE

EFFECT? ROB?

>> BRAIDING YOUR BUSH HAIRCAUSES YOUR NUTS TO GO BALD

AS WELL.

>> Chris: POINTS.

THAT WOULD SAVE SO MUCHTIME, THOUGH.

>> IT IS GOOD NEWS FOR THELADIES.

>> Chris: NOT IF THEY HAVE TOLIVE WITH THE PART WHERE YOU'RE

BRAIDING YOUR BALL HAIR.>> BUSH. THE BALLS GO--

>> BUSH IS ON TOP.>> BUSH IS ON TOP, YOU BRAID IT.

THE NUTS GO BALD, A LITTLE TREATFOR THE LADIES.

WHAT AM I MISSING HERE?

>> Chris: JACK MCBRAYER.

>> WEARING SKINNY JEANS WILLTURN YOUR GENITALS INTO A THIN

PUDDING.

>> Chris: OH, MY GOD.