#HashtagWars - #InternetABook

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The worlds of literature and the cyberspace collide as Jackie Kashian, Pete Holmes and Brett Gelman give popular books Internet-themed titles. (1:06)

It's now timefor tonight's Hashtag Wars.

(cheers and applause)

Happy birthday to Amazon CEO

and Lex Luthor cosplay championJeff Bezos.

-Uh...-(cheers and applause)

Seen here forming a plotto sink California into the sea

so that Nevada will beall beachfront property!

So in honor of the manwho Internetted books,

tonight's hashtagis InternetABook.

Examples might be--Of Myspace and Men,

or Charlotte's Web Site,

or Moby Dick Pic.

Let's put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

Jackie Kashian.

Harry Potterand the University of Phoenix.

-Points.-(laughter, applause, cheering)

That feather is in his wand.

-Brett.-A Streetcar Named Dot Com.

All right, points.

Pete Holmes.

Log Off, Moon.

Points. Nice!

-Peter.-To Kill a Twitter Bird.

Points. Jackie.

50 Hex Codes of Gray.

Yes! Genius!

Uh, Gelman.

Uh, The Top Ten Commandmentsof the Bible.

You Won't Believe Number Four.