It's now timefor tonight's Hashtag Wars.
(cheers and applause)
Happy birthday to Amazon CEO
and Lex Luthor cosplay championJeff Bezos.
-Uh...-(cheers and applause)
Seen here forming a plotto sink California into the sea
so that Nevada will beall beachfront property!
So in honor of the manwho Internetted books,
tonight's hashtagis InternetABook.
Examples might be--Of Myspace and Men,
or Charlotte's Web Site,
or Moby Dick Pic.
Let's put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
Harry Potterand the University of Phoenix.
-Points.-(laughter, applause, cheering)
That feather is in his wand.
-Brett.-A Streetcar Named Dot Com.
All right, points.
Log Off, Moon.
-Peter.-To Kill a Twitter Bird.
50 Hex Codes of Gray.
Uh, The Top Ten Commandmentsof the Bible.
You Won't Believe Number Four.