Time of Your Life - Doll Tasting

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While looking at doctored photos of themselves in unusual locales, Andrea Savage, James Urbaniak and Paul F. Tompkins reminisce about vacations they never actually took. (3:57)

IT'S TIME TO PLAY TIME OF YOURLIFE.

TIME OF YOUR LIFE.

>> NOW, MYSELF HAS A BIT OFVACATION BRAIN BECAUSE WE JUST

HAD OUR TWO-WEEK BREAK BUT YOUGUYS ARE THREE BUSY SHOWBIZ

TYPES. YOU DON'T HAVE THE LUXURYOF TIME OFF.

SO WE TOOK THE LIBERTY OF PHOTOSHOPPING YOU INTO SOME RELAXING

AN INTRIGUING VACATION PICTURESAND WE WOULD LOVE YOU TO TELL US

ALL ABOUT THEM.

YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THESE BEFOREAND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PICTURES

WE WILL SCROLL THROUGH BUT WENTTHROUGH YOUR INSTAGRAM AND YOU

ARE GOING TO TELL US ABOUTYOUR AMAZING VACATIONS AND ALL

THE FUN ADVENTURES YOU HAD.

PAUL, LET'S START WITH YOU.

FIRST OF ALL, NOW, PAUL THIS ISGREAT. BY THE WAY, THANK YOU

FOR NOT PUTTING MY ACTUAL WIFE'SFACE ON ANY OF THESE.

>> Chris: WHAT ARE YOU TALKINGABOUT? THESE ARE YOUR VACATION

PICTURES.

>> OF COURSE THEY ARE.

>> Chris: THEY ARE NOTMANIPULATED IN ANY WAY.

>> THIS WAS A BRIS.

>> IT WAS CIRCUS-THEMED AND THISWAS THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD GET

TO THE BUFFET.

>> OKAY. GREAT. SO YOU HAD ANICE LITTLE CELEBRATION

AND THIS WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THEMORE COMPELLING ONES.

>> WELL, LOOK, I GOT REALLY INTOTHAT BRIS.

>> IT IS LIKE -- THIS IS A REALLIFESTYLE CHANGE FOR ME.

AND OBVIOUSLY THINGS CHANGED FORMY WIFE TOO AND -- I AM GOING TO

GIVE YOU 500 POINTS FOR YOURVACATION.

ANDREA YOU ARE UP NEXT.

>> OKAY.

THIS WAS -- IT WAS MY DAUGHTER'SBIRTHDAY.

I DECIDED LET MOMMY SHOOT OUT OFA CANNON AND THEY ACTUALLY SHOT

ME OUT OF A CANNON.

>> Chris: OH, WOW.

>> YES.

>> YOU MEANT IT FIGURATIVELY.

>> YES.

I WAS JUST GOING TO POP OUT OFTHE CANNON BUT THEY ACTUALLY

SHOT ME.

>> Chris: THIS IS NOT YOUDESCRIBING WHERE BABIES COME

FROM?

>> NO, NO, NO.

THAT'S THE NEXT PICTURE.

>> Chris: OKAY.

LET'S SEE THE NEXT PICTURE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: NOW --

>> THAT IS OBVIOUSLY WHERE I WASDESCRIBING WHERE BABIES COME

FROM.

>> Chris: YOU GUYS HUNG OUT WITHA GIANT BABY.

>> WE HUNG OUT WITH A GIANTBABY.

>> Chris: NOW URBANIAK I KNOWYOU LOVE TO HAVE FUN.

>> I AM KNOWN AS JAMES "VACTION"URBANIAK.

>> LET'S SEE A WHERE YOURVACATION STARTED.

>> WHAT A GREAT TIME.

>> THAT WAS A GOOD TIME. THISIS UP IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA.

THEY HAVE WHAT THEY CALL DOLLCOUNTRY.

AND YOU GO UP THERE AND THEYHAVE DOLL TASTING.

>> AND THAT IS A -->> DO YOU FINISH THE

WHOLE DOLL OR DO YOU SPIT ITOUT?

>> OH, I ALWAYS FINISH THE DOLL.

>> Chris: MOVING FROM HERE YOUWENT TO...

>> OH, WELL.

>> Chris: TO WASH IT DOWN.

>> MY INSTAGRAM ISPRIVATE SO I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU

GOT THIS PICTURE.

>> LOOK, I HAVEN'T REALLY TALKEDABOUT THIS ON TV BUT THIS IS THE

SCIENTOLOGY CENTER. YOURECOGNIZE IT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>> Chris: OF COURSE I DO.

>> AND THAT IS ME AT THE COFFINOF L. RON HUBBARD.

WHEN HE WASN'T PLANNING A NEWRELIGION AND WRITING ABOUT SPACE

ALIENS TAKING OVER HE WAS A REALPABST MAN.