Kentucky Derpy - Also My Favorite Pinkberry Flavor

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After hearing about the winning horse in the Kentucky Derby, Jamie Lee, Jared Logan and Dan St. Germain list as many ridiculous horse names as they can. (2:47)

KENTUCKY DERPY.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> ARE YOU GETTING WARMED UP? WHAT ARE YOU WARMING UP FOR,

JARED?

>> I AM GETTING MY BODY READYFOR THIS ROUND.

HE IS HAVING A SLOW STROKE.

>> HE SEEMS FINE, HE SEEMS FINE.

>> HELP HIM HIT THE BUZZER.

>> I SMELL PENNIES.

DO YOU GUYS?

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT.

WAS IT PENNY MARSHAL.

>> ALL RIGHT.

.. THIS WEEKEND WAS THE KENTUCKYDERBY, I WAS BORN IN LOUISVILLE,

KENTUCKY SO IN IS MILDLYIMPORTANT TO ME.

IT'S LESS OF A HORSE RACE ANDMORE OF AN EXCUSE TO GET DRUNK

AND WEAR OUTFITS AND POST IT ONSOCIAL MEDIA LIKE THIS GUY HERE.

OH!

>> SHUT UP, BITCH, I'M DRIVING!

>> LET'S GET SOME MORE WINEBOXES.

>> HASHTAG DERBY. THEWINNING HORSE BY THE WAY WAS

CALIFORNIA CHROME AND THE RACEINCLUDED A HORSE NAMED GENERAL

AROD AND CANDY BOY. I FEEL LIKEWE COULD COME UP WITH BETTER

HORSE NAMES THAN THAT.60-SECONDS ON THE CLOCK AND I

WANT AS MANY RIDICULOUS HORSENAMES AS POSSIBLE. GO!

>> JAMIE.

>> HAY, RIGHTS ACTIVIST.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JARED.

>> SECRETARIAT APPRECIATION DAY.

>> Chris: NICE, POINTS.

YES, JARED.

>> DAVID HASSLE-HOOF.

>> Chris: SO GOOD.

>> YES, THE FAMOUS GUY.

>> Chris: I'M SORRY, WAS HE ONHAY-WATCH?

>> HE WAS ON NIGHT HORSE RIDER.

>> Chris: SO GOOD!

>> HAY, THAT WAS GOOD!

>> Chris: POINTS. DAN.

>> CIRCUS (BLEEP)!

>> THAT IS ACTUALLY MY FAVORITEPINKBERRY FLAVOR.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JARED.

>> NAY-Z.

>> Chris: POINTS.

REAL GOOD, JAMIE.

>> GLUEY CK.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JARED.

>> MNAY SHYAMALAN.

>> THERE ARE A LOT A FAMOUSPEOPLE WITH NAY IN IT.

>> YOU THINK THE HORSE IS GOINGTO FINISH THE RACE AND

SOMETHING (BLEEP) AND WEIRDHAPPENS.

>> SEAN HOOFY COMBS.

>> YES.

SO GOOD, POINT.

>> Chris: JARED.

>> MONEY LAUNDERING SCHEME.

>> Chris: YEAH, OKAY.

I GET IT.

DAN.

>> JOY-LESS BEHAR.

>> Chris: NICE.

POINTS.

>> LASO COMIC STANDING