Rapid Refresh - Piercing Eyes and Stabby Hands

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Busy Philipps, Andy Daly and Jason Nash guess which criminal-inspired items on Etsy are real and then find out which bizarre music festival Instagram got the most likes. (3:55)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNET

HEADLINES, IT'S RAPID REFRESH.

FROM CHRIS BROWN TO FREE JAHAR,IT'S CLEAR THAT SOME WOMEN

CAN'T RESIST A BAD BOY,PROVING IT DOESN'T REALLY

MATTER WHAT SOMEONE DOES ASLONG AS THEY'RE [BLEEP]

ENOUGH.

DESPITE A CRIMINAL RECORDTHAT INCLUDES CORPORAL

INJURY TO A CHILD AND STREETTERRORISM, JEREMY MEEKS BECAME

AN INTERNET HEART THROB WHEN HISDREAMY MUGSHOT WAS PUT ONLINE

SEE, SEE. BLEEP]ABLE.

YOU DON'T WANT TO BUSTTHAT GUY.

THIS INSTANTLY INSPIREDHUNDREDS OF MEMES LIKE THIS

ONE.

THERE IS THAT ONE.

HE'S GOT PIERCING EYES ANDSTABBY HANDS.

COMEDIANS WHICH PIECE OFJEREMY MEEKS MERCH IS NOT SOLD

ON ETSY. A, THIS TOO HOT FORJAIL T-SHIRT.

B, THIS JEREMY MEEKS iPHONECASE.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> OR, C, THIS COFFEE MUGREADING THE MEEKS SHALL

INHERIT MY VAGINA.

(LAUGHTER)>> YES JASON NASH.

>> B

>> THE CORRECT ANSWER IS THECOFFEE MUG.

THE MEEKS SHALL INHERIT MYVAGINA.

>> I KNEW IT WASN'T BBECAUSE I ALREADY ORDERED

THAT.

>> OKAY, GOOD.

SO FOR BONUS POINTS PLEASELIST THE SEXY CHARGES WOULD

YOU EXPECT TO SEE ON JEREMYMEEKS' RAP SHEET. BUSY PHILLIPS

>> BREAKING AND ENTERINGYOUR VAGINA.

YES, POINTS.

>> WELL, WAIT, I HOPE HEDOESN'T BREAK IT.

>> WELL, MIGHT NOT BE A BADTHING.

I LIKE THE WAY THAT COFFEEMUG IS DESIGNED SO THE IMAGE

IS FACING YOU WHILE YOU'REDRINKING COFFEE.

>> THIS ONE IS FOR ME.

>> WHAT ELSE WOULD HE BE INJAIL FOR, ANDY DALY.

>> ARMED HEARTTHROBBERY.

>> YEAH, OH NICE, I LIKE THAT.

POINTS. THAT CHARGE DOESN'T HURTANYBODY. JASON NASH.

>> CONTRIBUTING TO THEWETNESS OF PANTIES.

>> I HATE THAT, I HATE IT SOMUCH.

>> POINTS.

>> I HATE THE WORD PANTIES.

>> OH YOU DO?>> YEAH.

>> THAT WORD CONTRIBUTING,GROSS.

>> ALL RIGHT, SPEAKING OF(BLEEP)ING, THE ELECTRIC

DAISY CARNIVAL HAPPENED OVERTHE WEEKEND.

NOW, IF ARE YOU NOT FAMILIARWITH IS ONE OF THE WORLD'S

BIGGEST ELECTRONIC MUSICFESTIVALS WHERE THE WHITEST

WHITE GATHER TO DRESS LIKEWOODLAND CREATURES WITH COKE

PROBLEMS AND DANCE TO MUSIC THATSOUNDS LIKE DIAL-UP MODEMS.

>> SURPRISE, THESE GOOFYPARENT-DISAPPOINTERS LIKE

PUTTING UP PICTURES OF THEIRATTENTION-STARVED FAILINGS ON

INSTAGRAM, SO INSTAGRAM ISLITTERED WITH EDC PICTURES.

WHICH ONE OF THESE PICTURES GOTMOST LIKES.

A, THIS PATRIOTIC UNICORN.

>> OH MY GOD.

>> YUP, THAT'S A FANNIE PACK.

(LAUGHTER)>> B, THESE CREEPY EVEN FOR

FURIES, FURIES.

GOD DAMMIT!

>> NO WAY.

>> DUDE, THEY'RE [BLEEP]CLOWN FURRIES.

>> TERRIFYING.

>> NOT ENOUGH HASHTAGS THERE.

>> REALLY, NOT ENOUGH -->> SID AND MARTY KROFFT

LOOK AT THOSE AND GO, THAT'STOO [BLEEP] UP, MAN.

(LAUGHTER)>> C, THIS DICK PIC

>> C.

>> GUYS EVEN TICKLE PICTURES OF BALLS, THEY CAN'T

EVEN HELP --.

>> JASON NASH, WHAT.>> C.

>> YOU THINK IT'S C. LET'S FINDOUT.

>> OH, I'M SUPRISED.

>> IT'S THE WEIRD MURDER CLOWNFURRIES. FOR BONUS POINTS WHAT

ARE SOME DISEASES YOU CAN ONLYCONTRACT AT THE ELECTRIC

DAISY CARNIVAL. BUSY.

>> PROBABLY JUST LIKE, CONSTANTUNENDING SEIZURES.

>> LIKE FOREVER SEIZURES.

>> ANDY.

>> I HEARD A LOT OF PEOPLEGOT HUGA HOOP HIPS.

>> OK, POINTS. POINTS. JASON?

>> MOLLY RINGWALD.>> OH THAT'S GREAT. POINTS.