That's Fixed Up - I'd F**k the Guy Who Made That

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 07/29/2014 Views: 121

There's a blog dedicated to bad repair jobs, and Chad Daniels, Jay Larson and Morgan Murphy must write taglines to try to sell some of the items. (2:36)

THAT'S FIXED UP

THAT'S FIXED UP

I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER'SPITCH-PERFECT "THEREIFIXEDIT"

BLOG SHOWS YOU WHAT YOU CAN DOWITH A LITTLE INGENUITY --

REALLY A LITTLE INGENUITY --

THE BLOG FEATURES PRODUCTS THATHAVE BEEN FIXED BEYOND REPAIR

LIKE THIS ONE.( LAUGHTER )

THAT'S WHY HOOTERS AIR WENT OUTOF BUSINESS.

ALL RIGHT, COMEDIANS, I'M GOINGTO SHOW YOU A FIXED UP PRODUCT

AND I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME ATAGLINE TO HELP SELL IT.

FIRST ONE?

WHO WANTS S'MORES ON A RAKE?

WHO WANTS RAKEABLE SMORS?

CHAD?

>> FLAV-A-FLAVS' FANCYMARSHMALLOW STICK.

>> WAIT, THERE'S MORE.>> I'M NOT DONE.

FEEDS UP TO 20 ILLEGITIMATECHILDREN.

>> OH GOOD. NICE PUNCTUATION.>> YEEEAH, BOYYYY.

POINTS.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>> YEAH, POINTS!

>> YES MORGAN.

>> WELL, OKAY, THIS IS NOT GOINGTO GET ME POINTS.

I THINK THAT'S THE GREATEST IDEAEVER, AND I'D ( BLEEP ) THE GUY

WHO MADE THAT.

>> WHILE YOU'RE GOING S'MORES!

S'MORES!

S'MORES!

THIS SHOVEL CRUTCH. WHY NOT?

JAY LARSON.

>> MAKE THAT CRIPPLE DIG HIS OWNGRAVE.

POINTS.

NEXT ONE. NEXT ONE. THIS CAR WASSHOPPING CARTS FOR WHEELS.

THAT REALL DOES HAVE SHOPPING(BLEEP)ING CARTS FOR WHEELS.

MORGAN.

>> RUNS ON THE POWER OF FOURHOMELESS PEOPLE.

>> POINTS.

THE MOST ANNOYING THING IS THECAR IS ALWAYS GOING TO DO THIS

IN THE FRONT A LITTLE BIT,ALWAYS STRAYING TO THE LEFT.

LAST ONE.

DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VEHAD MY MORNING SPAGHETTI.

HAVE HALF A COOKED MEAL IN JUSTUNDER THREE MINUTES, I GUESS.

CHAD.

>> GRANDMOTHER WITH DEMENTIATHAT KEEPS ( BLEEP )ING UP MY

APPLIANCES.

>> YEAH, POINTS.

I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS.

BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RESELLING THE GRANDMOTHER IN THAT

INSTANCE.

>> WHAT I'M SAYING IS I AM, ANDIT'S FREE WITH PICKUP.

>> OKAY GOOD, POINTS.

MORGAN-- I'M SORRY, JAY.

>> FOR SALE, GUIDO CROCK POT.