Extended - Porn Has Come a Long Way Since the 90s - Uncensored

Extended - Thursday, February 9, 2017 - Uncensored 02/09/2017 Views: 652

Jay Mandyam, Josh Johnson and Annie Lederman reveal their favorite one-liners from 1990s porn. (1:25)

Cosmo, the magazine that has

dedicated thousands and

thousands of pages to describing

elaborate ways to, quote, "give

him the best sex of his life."

Let me just cut to the chase and

save you a lot of money for

future issues.

Uh, just touch the penis.

Like, that's all you got to do.

Just touch it. Just touch it a

couple times.

Just, like... eh.

Eh, just, like, do that.

>> Everyone that has read Cosmo

that has done something to me

has hurt me.

(laughter)

>> Was it, like... was it, like,

a teacher?

>> I made it sound like a

teacher. It was just another...

>> Uh, Cosmo recently published

an article on how porn has

changed from the '90s to today.

The list includes more DIY porn,

more diverse performers, and the

fact that there is no longer

anyone parodying me named Chris

Harddick. Uh...

(laughter, whooping)

>> Whoa.

>> Wow!

>> That is, uh...

>> HARDWICK: Well, uh, while I'm

proud of how far we've come,

it's hard not to think back to

that simpler time.

So, comedians, what is a line

from a '90s porno?

Josh.

>> Uh, killing me softly with

his dong.

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Very good.

(applause, laughter)

Very good.

Jay.

>> ♪ If you wanna be my lover

You gotta come in my hair. ♪

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

Great. Annie.

>> ♪ Murder that puss

Like Courtney murdered Kurt. ♪

>> HARDWICK: All right, all

right.

(audience groaning)

>> She did.

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