Extended - Space Drunks

Extended - Thursday, January 26, 2017 - Uncensored 01/26/2017 Views: 311

A scientific proposal to brew beer in space inspires Mike Lawrence, Jamar Neighbors and Jeff Ross to deliver transmissions as tanked astronauts. (1:10)

A team of engineering students

at the University of California

San Diego have entered

themselves into the Google Lunar

X privately funded space program

with a proposal that's, uh,

considered unusual for science,

but typical for San Diego

college students.

Uh, they want to make beer in

space, and from a scientific--

(laughter)

I know.

From a scientific standpoint,

their goal is to study the

effects on the yeast, which

could lead to a better

understanding of how to make

other foods in space.

However, it's possible that this

plan to binge drink on the moon

could just be the latest attempt

by the Russians to undermine us

with a space contest they could

actually win for once.

Yeah, that's right!

Sweet burn, Russia!

That was for Laika the space

dog!

(laughter, cheering)

Uh, so...

Comedians...

if this idea becomes a reality,

what's a transmission NASA might

receive from a team of space

drunks?

Jeff Ross.

>> One small step for sobriety,

11 more steps to go.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

Very good. Very, very good.

(laughter, applause & cheering)

Mike Lawrence.

>> This is ground control.

I'm major bombed.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

Very good.

(laughter, applause)

Jamar.

>> Houston, we have a drinking

problem.

>> HARDWICK: Yes. Points.

(laughter, applause & cheering)

>> That's good.

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