#HashtagWars - #DogBooks

Tuesday, March 22, 2016 03/22/2016 Views: 250

On National Puppy Day, Jenny Johnson, Cameron Esposito and Rhea Butcher rewrite famous book titles to incorporate man's best friend. (1:26)

It's now timefor the #HashtagWars.

You must have been a very goodboy, very, very good boy.

Yes, you are, yes, you are,because it's Puppy Day.

-(scattered whooping)-Let's all...

R... Really, for Puppy Day?

(cheers, barking)

I would expect some...Nice bark. Uh...

Let's all raise a pint of droolto man's best friend,

who sticks by our side even whenwe take away their balls.

Uh, honestly, we probablylove them a little too much.

Creepily so. Take a look.

(speaks Japanese)

This dog has clearlyset some boundaries.

So, to celebrate our storiedlove of pups,

tonight's hashtag is #DogBooks.

Examples might be Love in the Time of Collars

and Me Bark Pretty One Day.

I'm gonna put 60 seconds onthe clock, and begin. Cameron.

The Collar Purple.

Points. Jenny.

James and the Giant Bitch.

Yes, points. Rhea.

Dogenetics by Labradood-L Ron Hubbard.

Well done, points.Rhea.

Bark Fast at Tiffany.

Points. Jenny.

Clifford and the Big Red Rocket.

Points. Cameron.

Grapes of Ruff.

Points. Rhea.

Fetch 22.

Points. That is the perfectplace to end the #HashtagWar.