Extended - #HashtagWars - #AthleteSongs - Uncensored

Extended - June 15, 2017 - #AthleteSongs - Uncensored 06/16/2017 Views: 2,429

Jerry Ferrara, Diona Reasonover and Ryan Stout bring together music and the world of sports with athlete-themed songs. (2:09)

And now it's time for tonight's

#HashtagWar, motherfuckers!

(cheering)

The Pittsburgh Penguins won the

Stanley Cup this past weekend,

beating the Nashville Predators

in game six.

It was an obvious outcome,

'cause if you watch enough TV

you know the Predators always

lose!

(laughter, groans)

But... in the Internet's

opinion, what really sealed

Nashville's fate was this song

written by Predators fan and

alpha mullet Billy Ray Cyrus

entitled "Bring the Stanley Cup

to Tennessee."

>> ♪ Well, if I had one wish

>> Oh, yeah

>> I'd take this catfish

>> ♪ Oh, yeah

>> Set it by the Stanley Cup

In Tennessee... ♪

(laughing, jeering)

That is the whitest thing I've

ever heard, and...

(laughter)

>> Oh, yeah!

(laughter)

>> HARDWICK: All right.

Comedians...

you can give the sports world

better music than that.

That's why tonight's hashtag is

#AthleteSongs.

Examples might be-- "My Neck, My

Back, My Pussy and My Gronk."

I'm gonna put 60 seconds on the

clock, and begin.

Ryan.

>> "Come On, Feel the 'Roids."

>> HARDWICK: Yes! Very good.

Points. Diona.

>> "Dwyane Wade in the Water."

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points. Jerry.

>> "Let Me Smell Your Dikembie

Mutombo."

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Diona.

>> "Billie Jean King Is Not My

Lover."

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points. Jerry.

>> "Funky Cold Mutombo."

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Diona.

>> "Coat of Manny Pacquiao

Colors."

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Ryan Stout.

>> "Why Won't You Come with Me,

Little Girl, on a Magic Johnson

Ride."

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

(cheering)

(laughing)

>> Anything by Fountains of

Wayne Gretzky.

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Very good. Ryan.

>> "It's Raining Men, The Game

is Canceled; It's Raining Men."

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

Jerry.

>> Uh, "Take Another Little

Piece of Bret Hart."

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Ryan Stout.

>> "Stairway to Kevin Durant."

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

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