Extended - Pay the Bills - Quack Addicts - Uncensored

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Horatio Sanz, Jerry Minor and Matt Besser read the demands of a flock of voracious ducks that swarmed outside an Imgur user's house. (1:31)

Pay the Bills.

This image was trending on Imgurtoday, demonstrating the sheer

brutality of what happens whenman comes face-to-face with

nature.

Oh, shit, it looks like youducked with the wrong Animalia.

The author captioned it, "Ishouldn't have fed that one duck

yesterday."

And these ducks look like theymean business.

So, comedians, I would like youto come up with as many duck

demands as you can.

I'm gonna put 60 seconds on theclock.

And begin.

(bell dings)Horatio.

>> Those ducks are quackaddicts.

>> HARDWICK (chuckling): Oh!

Goddamn it!

Ugh, points!

(bell dings)Matt.

>> Why is Donald the only Disneycharacter with a speech

impediment?

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

(bell dings)Matt.

>> Down with down pillows, upwith human hair pillows.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

Finally, someone's brave enoughto say it.

Points. Jerry.

>> Quack, quack, let us fuckyour wife.

>> HARDWICK: Okay, I got tocharge you for that, but I guess

I can just put it on your bill.

(groaning)>> Whoa!

>> Oh!

>> HARDWICK: I see everything isin order here!

(bell dings)Horatio.

>> Please quit dropping deadprostitutes in the lagoon.

(buzzer sounds)Or we'll shit in your eyes and

mouth.

>> HARDWICK: Points.

That was amazing.