#HashtagWars - #RuinADrink

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In honor of National Beer Day, Jessimae Peluso, Adam Ray and Andrew Santino put an unpalatable twist on the names of popular drinks. (1:51)

NOW TIME FOR TONIGHT'S HASHTAG WARS!

>> Chris: JUST IN TIME FORNATIONAL BEER DAY, A KICK

STARTER LAUNCHED FOR THE BOOZIE,A BEER KOOZIE THAT YOU WEAR ON

YOUR BELT.

>> FOR JUST $10, YOU'LL RESCUEBEERS FROM THEIR ABUSERS.

>> THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SAY, IWON'T SIT BY WHILE A BEER

SUFFERS.

>> Chris: A TRUE HERO.

(APPLAUSE)

I THINK THAT KIND OF RUINSDRINKING, SO THAT'S WHY

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS#RUINADRINK.

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE COCA-COLONOR SHIRLEY AND THE TEMPLE OF

DOOM, OR O'STOOLS.

BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THOSETASTE LIKE.

I AM GOING TO PUT 60-SECONDSON THE CLOCK AND BEGIN!

YES.

ANDREW.

>> SEX ON A PUBLIC BEACH.

>> Chris: POINTS.

ADAM.

>> WHITE RUSSIAN UBER DRIVER.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JESSIMAE.

>> SCOTCH ON THE (BLEEP).

>> Chris: POINTS.

ANDREW.

>> COKE HEAD.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JESSIMAE.

>> MARTINI UP WITH A FIST.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JESSE.

>> THAT TIME OF THE MONTH BLOODYMARY.

SORRY.

I AM SO SORRY.

>> BUT IT WORKS.

>> JUST LET IT FLOW THROUGH YOU.

>> Chris: POINTS.

ANDREW.

>> WHISKEY SOUR ATTITUDE BECAUSEDAD NEVER CAME HOME!

>> Chris: POINTS.

ADAM.

>> TAP THAT ASS WATER.

>> Chris: POINTS.

SANTINO.

>> COME ON, JOHNNY WALKER TEXASRANGER.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> Chris: GOOD ONE, JESSIMAE.

>> MOUNTAIN DO YOU KNOW WHO YOURREAL FATHER IS?

>> Chris: POINTS.