Extended - #HashtagWars - #MillionaireSongs - Uncensored

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Jim Norton, Jim Florentine and Bonnie McFarlane give popular songs a luxury makeover. (2:29)

It is now time for tonight'sHashtag Wars.

(applause and cheering)Now it's time for some

groundbreaking research out ofthe Harvard Business Review that

everyone saw coming.

People who grew up super richare more likely to be

narcissistic blowhards who don'tcare about anybody else, and

narcissism makes people badleaders.


(laughter)N-Not all of 'em.

(laughter)I know what you're thinking--

this is all leading to some kindof Trump thing, and we're gonna

be making fun of him for being apampered narcissist-- but no!

Because you know what?

I don't think all people whogrew up like that are bad.

Sometimes... their daughters aregood people who enrich the world

with weird taxidermy and... andprops from horror movies for

cable game show hosts. So...

(whooping, applause)Yeah! Yeah, exactly!

Yeah! Yeah! Fuck, yeah!


You know what? The one percentof the one percent's not so bad.

So, uh, instead of bashingTrump, let's celebrate wealth in

beautiful song with tonight'shashtag #MillionareSongs.

Examples better be: "Bank BetterHave My Money," or ♪ I believe I

can gentrify... ♪(laughter)

I'm gonna put 60 seconds on theclock, and begin.


>> "Papa Was in the RollingStones."

>> HARDWICK: Points!


>> "Monsanto Got Run Over by aReindeer."

>> HARDWICK: Points.

Bonnie again.

>> "Walk Like a Caucasian."

>> HARDWICK: Points! Jim Norton.

>> ♪ God bless Bank ofAmerica... ♪

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Norton again.

>> ♪ Mama said price you out. >> HARDWICK: All right, points.


>> "Contacts Make Your BrownEyes Blue."

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.


>> ♪ Private jets are watchingyou. ♪

(laughter)>> HARDWICK: Points.

Norton again.

>> ♪ Under my corporateumbrella, ella. ♪

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Points. Norton again!

>> ♪ Then I saw her faceHer coat's made of beaver. ♪

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.


>> ♪ A long and windingdriveway. ♪

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.


>> "Lucy in the Sky With BloodDiamonds."

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

(laughter, applause, whooping)Very good. Yes, points.

>> Good!

>> HARDWICK: Bonnie.

>> ♪ You down with IPOYeah, you know me. ♪

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

Uh, Florentine.

>> "All You Need Is Love and anIronclad Prenup."

>> HARDWICK: All right, good,points.

>> And I should know.

>> HARDWICK: I should know.



>> "I Bought the Sheriff."

>> HARDWICK: All right, perfect!