Hillary's Body Double

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Conspiracy theorists think that Hillary Clinton has a secret body double, so Kate Walsh, Michelle Buteau and Jim Jefferies assign duties to her supposed lookalike. (1:17)

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AFTER A CASE OF PNEUMONIANEARLY CAUSED HER

TO COLLAPSE THIS PAST WEEKEND,

THE CONSPIRACY THEORISTSOF TWITTER ARE CLAIMING

THAT HILLARY CLINTON HAS BEENREPLACED WITH A BODY DOUBLE,

WHICH THEY'VE PROVENUSING A DEFUNCT VERSION OF

PHOTOSHOPAND CONTROL V RIGHT HERE.

-(LAUGHTER)-UH...

COINCIDENTALLY, THIS ALSOHAPPENS TO BE A PICTURE

OF BILL CLINTON'SWORST NIGHTMARE. UM...

NOW, COMEDIANS, ASSUMINGTHE SAME PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE

BARACK OBAMA IS A MUSLIMFROM OUTER SPACE ARE CORRECT,

WHAT ARE SOME OF THE DUTIESOF HILLARY'S BODY DOUBLE?

KATE WALSH.

ALSO BEATING DONALD TRUMPIN A LANDSLIDE.

-HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT.-AH.

ALL RIGHT. POINTS FOR THAT.JIM JEFFERIES.

UH, STAYING HOME

WITH BILL'S BODY DOUBLEWHILE HE'S AT THE STRIP CLUB.

-HARDWICK: ALL RIGHT, POINTS.-OH.

MICHELLE BUTEAU.

SHE'S HER SECRET SHOPPER.SHE HAS TO GO TRY ON

THE HIGH-WASTED PLEATED PANTS

TO MAKE SURETHERE'S NO ♪ CAMEL TOE!

HARDWICK:YEAH. PERFECT.

-CAMEL NO!-HARDWICK: THAT'S IT.

-(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)-VERY IMPORTANT.

-IT'S LIKE A CAMEL HOOF.-HARDWICK: ALTHOUGH

IT'S FINEIF YOU SING IT LIKE THAT.

-THEN IT'S ALL RIGHT.♪ CAMEL TOE... -♪ TOE...

♪ CAMEL TOE.

WALSH: EXCEPT IT MAKES IT SEEMLIKE SOMETHING WE ALL

-ASPIRE TO.-(LAUGHTER)

-WHICH WE DO. -HARDWICK:I'M WORKING ON IT, YOU KNOW.

-BRING IT BACK.-I TUCK IT UP THERE.

-I CROSS MY FINGERS, YEAH.-THAT'S THE MOOSE KNUCKLE.

-MOOSE KNUCKLE.-THAT'S WHAT I DO. NEXT...

NO, IT FEELS GOOD SOMETIMES.IT'S LIKE I CALL IT A "FUDGIE."

-IT'S A FRONT WEDGIE.-(LAUGHTER)

-IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.-FUDGIE.

-FUDGIE.