#HashtagWars - #FailedColleges

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The stars of "Community" create names for colleges so bad that they wouldn't even be considered safety schools. (1:46)

TONIGHT'S #HASHTAG WARS!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

IN HONOR OF "COMMUNITY,"

TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS

#FAILEDCOLLEGES.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)

EXAMPLES MIGHT BE BOSTON

MARKET COLLEGE.

(LAUGHTER)

SHARTMOUTH.

(LAUGHTER)

SORRY, I LAUGHED.

(LAUGHTER)

I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLE FOR LAUGHING

AT A THING I JUST SAID, BUT I

CAN'T HELP IT.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ON

THE CLOCK, STARTING NOW.

GO, DANNY PUDI.

>> ST. JOHN'S WART.

>> Chris: POINTS.

GILLIAN.

>> FAIL!

>> Chris: POINTS!

RASH!

>> M.I.TEABAGGED.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: YES, GOOD ONE!

YES, PUDI.

>> BRIGHAM I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM

YOUNG UNIVERSITY.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS.

GILLIAN.

>> SLIPPERY (BLEEP) UNIVERSITY.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS.

RASH.

>> STANFORD AND SON.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS, POINTS.

GILLIAN.

>> OXYCONTIN COLLEGE.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS, I'LL GIVE

THAT TO YOU, POINTS.

DANNY.

>> IT WAS THE BUTLER UNIVERSITY!

>> Chris: POINTS.

GILLIAN.

>> TEMPLE OF DOOM UNIVERSITY.

>> Chris: OH, POINTS!

RASH.

>> THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS

PRINCETON.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

YES, GILLIAN.

>> PENN STATE PENITENTIARY.

>> Chris: YES, POINTS.

RASH.

>> U.C. LABIA.

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: I WENT TO U.C. LABIA.

I MAJORA-D IN PHILOSOPHY.

(LAUGHTER)