Extended - White House Correspondents' Downer - Uncensored

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With President Trump opting out of the White House Correspondents' Dinner, Moshe Kasher, Charlotte McKinney and Jo Koy come up with ways for C-SPAN to boost its ratings. (2:03)

Well, The White House

Correspondents' Dinner--

speaking of dinners-- is gonna

limp along this Saturday night,

despite the fact that, for the

first time in 36 years, the

president will not be attending.

And by the way, the only reason

Reagan didn't go back in 1981

was 'cause he was recovering

from a fucking gunshot wound.

(laughter)

As opposed to President Trump,

who will not be attending

because he's recovering from

butt-hurt wounds, and...

(laughter)

And because, traditionally, the

president is expected to deliver

a funny speech, but as we all

know, Donald Trump has the

comedic timing of a grease fire

in a Dumpster fire.

(laughter)

So...

(applause and cheering)

In past years, the

Correspondents' dinner has been

the second highest rated program

on C-SPAN after shit like this.

Look at that. Wow.

This...

That's...

(laughter)

It's still better than season

two of True Detective, I'm not

gonna lie.

(laughter and groaning)

(applause)

I got to be honest.

I got to be honest.

Seems doubtful that people will

tune in to this year's dinner

without the possibility of Trump

insulting an entire race or

accidentally setting Wolf

Blitzer's beard on fire.

So, what is something C-SPAN

could do to get its ratings up

this weekend?

Moshe Kasher.

>> They're gonna broadcast the

audio of Trump bragging about

grabbing Mitch McConnell by that

neck pussy he's got.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

(laughter)

(Kasher gobbling like turkey)

(applause and cheering)

>> Sorry.

Happy Thanksgiving.

>> HARDWICK: Two things.

Two things. Two things.

Two things.

First off-- #NeckPussy has to

trend as a hashtag, that's one.

>> Yes.

>> Neck pussy!

(applause and cheering)

>> HARDWICK: And two... someone

watching just watched you

simulate eating out a turkey,

and they got a little hard.

>> All right.

(laughter)

>> HARDWICK: All right, I'm so

sorry. Jo.

>> Paul Ryan presents P90X.

>> HARDWICK: Yes. Points.

>> Yeah.

>> HARDWICK: Uh, yes.

Charlotte, one more...

>> Anthony Weiner's Parade of

Dick Pics.

>> HARDWICK: Yes. Points.

>> I think that could work.

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